Silver Tongue

May 04

jaredduck:

giving an actor a second chance means letting ryan reynolds and ben affleck play deadpool and batman even though the last superhero movies they did weren’t successful, it doesn’t mean giving a man who beat up his wife movie roles like nothing happened

(via newbarrk)

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theowlburrow:

Girafarig 

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scotchtapeofficial:

how do u power up a wand with magical energy

i bought a sick looking wooden wand a year ago and i wanna use it but idk how to turn this thang on. can i power it with a JO crystal

Yes but you need to surround it with them and polish it. You’ll know when it’s fully charged because you will see magic coming out of the tip.

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scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

duranbong:

my switch controller broke so I’m sending it to Nintendo to be repaired but when they ask me to confirm the details there’s just this luigi covering half the text

hello

he’s there to help you idiot

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

cutehaywood:

“keep up, fuckboys” is honestly the funniest thing to ever come out of ryans mouth

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May 03

radioactiveclit:

justsomeantifas:

alt-right: no one is oppressed oppression isn’t real you whiny snowflakes

alt-right: anyway, conservatives are oppressed.

This actually happened though

(via bloodsbane)