Silver Tongue

May 14

birthdaypigeon:

birthdaypigeon:

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

*flips to another page*
“This one says that a wrathful god forced himself on a woman and forced her to conceive his spawn. He made the nearby kings leave offerings and scarred the sky to make a point”

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welshestwelshie:

perpetualvelocity:

feministism:

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I brought this up to an old lady once and she said “but it’s a single person bathroom I don’t have to share it with other people” and I was like … So are gender neutral bathrooms….

Plane toilets are also gender neutral. I never thought about it until I went in after a bloke.

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fitzsimmvns:
“The truck Dave… the damn truck Dave.
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fitzsimmvns:

The truck Dave… the damn truck Dave.

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scrptrx:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“  #the toilet goblin
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reblog Toilet Goblin for good toilet luck
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@goblin-brew

scrptrx:

rasec-wizzlbang:

#the toilet goblin

reblog Toilet Goblin for good toilet luck

@goblin-brew

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vxinri:
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vxinri:

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stuffaboutminnesota:

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black-rose4 asked: okay but related to that foot/toes headcanon, I'm now imagining Jaal in a version of those stripy toe socks that were once a Thing

lonicera-caprifolium:

I had two separate thoughts–

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miikpal:
“what a team!!
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miikpal:

what a team!!

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aspiringwatcher:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

none of those kids in Polar Express had names huh.

oh right they probably weren’t 13 yet okay

what the FUCK does that mean

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theitsybitchywitch:
“ irisharchaeology:
“ From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..
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The exact translation is “ale...

theitsybitchywitch:

irisharchaeology:

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

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