Silver Tongue

May 03

possumoftheday:
“Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: WildCare in Oklahoma!
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possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: WildCare in Oklahoma! 

(Submitted by riverpuppy447)

bitterfuckinglesbian:

macdaddyzev:

shitpostangel:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

Oh, so being gay makes you the epitome of humor?

Literally no where does op say that

I didn’t say it but it is true

(Source: sameoldsin, via dan-mcneely)

lingeringlens:

agentmacleodscp:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

A family doesn’t have to be a man, woman, and two children. A family can be over 3000 anomalies and several thousand employees of an extralegal paramilitary organization.

A family can be a Mobile Task Force sent to prison by an Ethics Committee court for a crime they didn’t commit who promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Three Portlands underground. Today, still wanted by the Foundation, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Eta Team.

In other words- We don’t know the exact definition of family. Is it a chemical? A virus? Is it a SCP itself?

(Source: sexycontainmentprocedures, via gearholder)

cinematik:

cinematik:

acceptable marvel characters to stan:

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……fuck

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paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

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do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via bloodsbane)

Just a Lucky guess

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We had just snuck into a legionare castle and walking through the door I had cast disguise self as in one of the gaurds out front in particular.

Dm: “aright so you guys just sorta walk into through the front door and you still see some gaurds at the towers”

Me(mostly goofin): Oh hey guys its just me Jeffery! Everyones favorite guy coming to check out the holding cells

Dm *pausing a full second*: I cant beleive it

Me: what

Dm: You somehow managed to guess his name…. Im so mad

*collectively we all lost our shit*

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

girlkisser:

it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”

(Source: jasico, via jadewares)

rosexknight:

jameshoppy:

rosexknight:

Okay but is no one gonna talk about how Spy Kids is in the same universe as the Expendables???

Why?

Because it’s the ultimate movie crossover we need, but not the one we deserve.

But no really it is.

In Spy Kids, Machete is their Uncle and makes all the spy gear. Machete is also in the movie of the same name AND the Expendables 3. And it’s not a different character with the same actor it’s straight up Machete. Meaning Spy Kids exists in the same universe as the fucking Expendables.

And people say infinity war is the most ambitious crossover

(via rosexknight)

plump9000:
“uncorrupted
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plump9000:

uncorrupted

(Source: glutko, via gearholder)