Silver Tongue

May 13

gkswls0413:

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나만 블러드스왑 맛있냐

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spartalabouche:
“andrew can pretend that he actually meant for nepeta to be autistic but everyone knows the fandom is what made smth good outta the shit he gave us. stimmy kitty
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spartalabouche:

andrew can pretend that he actually meant for nepeta to be autistic but everyone knows the fandom is what made smth good outta the shit he gave us. stimmy kitty

(via newbarrk)

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

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solidarity

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Harry anderson: Hey mom check out what i can do!

*proceeds to create a black hole with windy and voidy powers*

Roxy absolutely confused: Que?

pi-romantic:

raekuu:

pi-romantic:

i wanna draw john egbert in all those tony hawk identity tweets SO bad

troll tsa agent checking his id: egbert huh? like the god? haha i wonder what he’s up to these days

john, who’s depressed and trying to feel any connection to humanity again by taking an airplane instead of doing a windy thing: this

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holy shit thank you

Salamander TSA: I’m trying to figure out who you look like before i check your ID

John: okay

Salamander TSA: OH! that movie star and god, Jake english

Turtle TSA: That aint english

John: She’s right

Salamander TSA: OH! you look like that hammer god. (checks ID) Same name too! crazy!

John: Yeah, crazy

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apocalypse-of-the-fucked:

enbyofdionysos:

apocalypse-of-the-fucked:

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yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

I’m not sure this is true?? I can’t find any other source of this and the only source I can find talking about it is a pro-Israel website talking about a tweet

there are no news stories covering it and even though the u.s. is pro-Israel politically there would be other news sources from other countries

the building in the photo had been bombed in august 2018 and couldn’t have been rebuilt and then bombed again that fast

it turns out this was in fact a total lie and i’d like to apologise for not properly researching this first - i saw the post, got angry and made a rash post about it here without looking it up first which is just an entirely stupid move. sorry.

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butterflyinthewell:

dykeceratops:

I’m surprised I’ve never seen anybody make the criticism of the MCU that Thanos is a Mary Sue villain who has no weaknesses and just wins because the plot says so, because he 100% is

Thany Sue!

“This is my character thanos! hes from a long dead race and wants to kill half the universe to save the other half and he has almost no weaknesses and he can handle the power of the infinity stones which have killed almost everyone who individually used them but he can use all of them with only minor burns and scarring”

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tunnaa-unnaa:

hvlth-gxth:

Refer to England as “a mysterious and warlike nation off the coast of western Asia”

“An ancient militaristic monarchy on the Eastern Atlantic ocean”

(via mbulteau)

not-saltrat88:

viking5150:

southernprideinme:

That’s hot

Awesome effect!

Well that’s just fuckin neat!

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thiswillonlyhurtalittle:

darjeelingandcoke:

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

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