what i dont get in art depicting a character with a tail and they’ve got on layers of clothing for the cold or whatever, and every other part of their body is covered except their tails…. arent those tails gonna be cold!!
You’ve always been able to teleport since the day you were born, with one exception: all eyes have to be turned away from you for you to do it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of your own home, you try to teleport but discover that you cannot.
YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE ENEMIES NEARBY
Justin: Stop. Stop. This needs to be addressed. My first thought was the tunnel of love, right? Okay, but stop for a second and think.
Griffin: Oh my god - holy shit Justin! You’re right!
Justin: Seriously though. Media has perpetrated a lot of lies on us growing up as kids, especially like, old cartoons. I’ve never, in my entire adult life - I’ve traveled all across this great land of ours, I’ve never, ever, ever seen a tunnel of love. I’ve seen a fake Mario Brothers castle that kids could run around in and fall and die. Like, I’ve seen a spaceship that spins around so fast that you stick to the walls. I’ve never seen a tunnel of love in my entire life.
Griffin: Because essentially what a tunnel of love is, is a timed hand-job challenge. Are you tough enough?
Justin: Can you jack it?
Griffin: You have 118 seconds, go! Uh-oh, look up ahead. Do you hear the clown music? You better hurry! You better hurry and finish to the clown music!
