Silver Tongue

May 02

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thebookswasbetter:
“This guy has made an Instagram account out of people telling him he looks like Andy Samberg so i’m proud of him. :)
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thebookswasbetter:

This guy has made an Instagram account out of people telling him he looks like Andy Samberg so i’m proud of him. :) 

(Source: brooklynbantsandrecreationrants, via robustquestioner)

banishedquasiroyal:

“megalodon is extinct, bq, you have nothing to worry about” guess what bitch i dont trust the fucking ocean!!!! i dont!!!! have you fucking SEEN oarfish??? WHAT THE FUCK the ocean is WATER, which we humans CANT BREATHE, for A REASON

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celticpyro:

What’s with the newfound fear of little girls wanting to be princesses?

If your five-year-old starts saying she wants to be a princess, tell her ‘princess’ is a political position and that she has a responsibility to look out for her kingdom. Say you’ll be her royal advisor and help her improve her stuffed animal subjects’ standard of living.

See THAT’S how you empower little girls. Not by taking away something they like, but showing them how what they like can be empowering. 

(Source: celtic-pyro, via rosexknight)

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hopenanami:

yea.. i guess you could say im a “hardcore gamer”……

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banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

wanna draw…dogs

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DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

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daveyjames:

I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this

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when in real life the concept has turned out far more like

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(Source: davidgouldthorpe, via robustquestioner)

insaneinspireddreamer:
“ thehollowkidvg:
“ swiggity-swegan:
“ constructiveanarchy:
“WORKING CLASS SOLIDARITY
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My dad told me recently that the most important public health workers are garbage collectors and janitors. So much of our health relies on...

insaneinspireddreamer:

thehollowkidvg:

swiggity-swegan:

constructiveanarchy:

WORKING CLASS SOLIDARITY

My dad told me recently that the most important public health workers are garbage collectors and janitors. So much of our health relies on a clean environment. These people do some of the most important work in society. If we learned in dirty public environments full of garbage, we’d all be sick. I cannot thank these people enough for the valuable work that they do.

Shout out to all garbage collectors, janitors and housekeepers!

A couple years ago, the custodial staff at my old highschool went on strike as they tried to sort out some issues with the school board and stuff. They still came to work, and cleaned up any urgent or emergency messes (vomit, bathroom disasters, hazardous spills, etc) but otherwise didn’t clean up the hallways or classrooms for about a month. By the end, the hallways were lined with garbage and dust, some of us had to wipe our own desks down if we wanted to sit at them (note: this was a school of 800+students, one building). There were some hallways and staircases (where the younger kids hung out) that you just didn’t walk through. The cafeteria was off limits for anyone sane of mind. It got to a point that a group of us were organizing a student walk-out in support of the janitorial union so that the whole case can be over with (we were told we may get expelled if we did that, and that it probably wouldn’t help matters anyway, so we didn’t)

On the first Monday back after the strike was over, kids walked into the school and were visibly in awe of the contrast between what the school was and how it was cleaned. My class applauded the head of the janitorial staff (who was my friend, shout out to Drew), students thanked them for their work on the announcements, and overall everybody was being nicer and generally more grateful for the work they do.

Don’t take the cleaning staff if any place for granted, you have no idea what things would look like without them there.

(Source: theweirdwideweb, via robustquestioner)

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

Eat prilosec.

C O N S U M E P R I L O Z E C

Prilosec is what you worship.

(via chefpyro)