Silver Tongue

May 12

yung-tamale:
“never not reblog
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yung-tamale:

never not reblog

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May 11

maybetheyregiants asked: Do you hate coolsville?

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

No! They keep taking everything I say out of context to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks!

NO! DONT SCREENCAP THAT!!!!

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brunhiddensmusings:

theradicalace:

crimefighter-bae-b:

I was at work today for Labour Day and on TV was Good Morning America. The theme was celebrating the American worker and their accomplishments. I’ll tell you how it went down.

Kelly put on her glasses, smile wide, and pulled out a piece of paper which she read from. The paper was from an article (which I have issues with, but I will leave alone for now) by ABC news. Kelly proceeded only to read the opening of it, which reads: ‘Americans work more than anyone in the industrialized world. More than the English, more than the French, way more than the Germans or Norwegians. Even, recently, more than the Japanese. And Americans take less vacation, work longer days, and retire later, too.’

And everyone cheered.

And they kept cheering when Kelly put her paper down and smiled at everyone. (not continuing with the rest of the article which suggests that this may in fact be a problem).

And I just couldn’t BELIEVE that anyone was cheering. America. AMERICA you work more than the French, who are entitled by law to have 5 weeks off a year for vacation and can not work more than 35 hours per week. You work more than Norway, who average 33 hours per week and 44,000 dollars a year. Germany, where AGAIN, we see a shorter work week and better pay! And all of these countries have health care and better pay and free/affordable education!

WHY ARE YOU CHEERING?

I have a different interpretation of this information: the American worker is the most taken advantage of worker in the industrialized world. It’s plain and simple. You work long hours and get horrible pay. You take multiple jobs and work and work and work just to get by. Unions are disappearing, jobs are always looking for part timers and all you are doing is giving up your time for less money, less vacation, less safety and stability and less education than anyone else on the list.

Celebrate Labour day. Celebrate the accomplishments of the common worker, but don’t let these people trick you into thinking you should celebrate the theft of your time and energy, or the fruits of your labour.

They are using you. Stop cheering.

“more than the japanese” 

japan’s work culture is so unhealthy that they literally have a word for “death by overwork” this is not something we should be emulating or cheering for. 

framing a problem as something you should be proud of does not make it not a problem anymore- its being taken advantage of and should make people angry

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peachdoxie:

peachdoxie:

There are no plot holes in the Venom movie if you accept that Venom and Eddie are both 100% dumbasses and roll with it

“Why didn’t Venom and Eddie just destroy the rocket and deal with Riot second?” Because they’re idiots next question

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vulcanette:
“ thetyrannosaur:
“OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS...

vulcanette:

thetyrannosaur:

OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS PRACTICED BY 85% OF REAL ESTATE AGENTS… AND IF SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED VIA PROPERTY TAXES WITHIN EACH DISTRICT… HOLD ON………. WAIT A MINUTE

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rizaoftheowls:

thor-appreciation-blog:

thor-appreciation-blog:

Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death

Loki: *slips and pretends to die five times in the same day*

Thor, every time, without fail:

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Valkyrie: You know he’s totally not dead, right?

Thor: Yes, he is probably faking it again but how will he know I truly care if I do not express complete anguish at his loss?

Loki’s “corpse,” on the floor: Shut up, it’s how we bond.

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markiplier:

xandercoralpink:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING KSNFJSSJNS

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Get fuck’d moms!

I mean, that’s how they become mom’s in the first place

battlefalcon:

dukeonkled:

So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will

My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and

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Grammy had the last laugh

This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.

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scribblywobbly:
“ “My name… is Heathcliff.” “ I’ve been catching up with The Adventure Zone: Amnesty and was absolutely delighted when they got to Heathcliff, I had to draw him.
This will be available as a print at Phoenix Fan Fusion too! :D
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scribblywobbly:

“My name… is Heathcliff.”

I’ve been catching up with The Adventure Zone: Amnesty and was absolutely delighted when they got to Heathcliff, I had to draw him.

This will be available as a print at Phoenix Fan Fusion too! :D

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richardalexanderrr:

krxs100:

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Repeated Rapist and Former Baylor frat president Jacob Anderson indicted for sexual assault will serve no jail time, not be registered as sex offender and only has to pay $400 fine

Anderson was accused of raping a 19-year-old woman at a 2016 off-campus party his fraternity, Phi Delta Theta, threw under his leadership as frat president. During the party, 

Anderson took the woman, who was intoxicated after receiving a drugged drink from him, outside to a “secluded part of the grounds” where he then sexually assaulted as while she was gagged and choked. The victim lost consciousness during the attack, at which point Anderson left the scene, leaving her nearly choking to death on her own vomit.

Anderson was initially brought up on for these alleged crimes, and charged him with “unlawful restraint” instead, for which the office recommended three years of probation, a $400 fine, and counseling.

This is the 3rd case in which this same judge has been lenient towards sexual offenders.

HERES HOW YOU CAN HELP

Sign the Petition 

CALL THE JUDGE: Ralph Strother

Phone: (254)-757-5081 
Fax: (254)-759-5683 

CALL ATTORNEY WHO OFFERED PLEA DEALHilary Stokes LaBorde 

Phone: (254) 757-5084

DEMAND JUSTICE!!!

#StayWoke

WHAT THE FUCK

again, i hate america

Messed up shit what the FUCK

THE JUDGE’S NAME IS

RALPH STROTHER

DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY

OR TAKE IT BY FORCE

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