A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.
Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴
Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴
Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴
I would love to see this movie or story. A creepy looking android that gained sentience and on the run decides to adopt this weird tiny abandoned android which is a haunted doll. They have some cute adventures where the android is all protective and caring to their new friend in their own way and the doll is trying to teach this giant doll how to use his ghost powers in that body and murdering people who pose a threat to them. Maybe complaining about how technologically advanced has changed the world so much and how they feel lost in it despite being here for so long. At best the android thinks the doll is talking about becoming obsolite, and at worst (but funnier) they think the doll is saying how they are literally lost and tells them they have gps so they can take them to where they want to go and the doll is just like this dumb new haunted doll…I gotta protect and nurture it before it dies from it’s naivette. Meanwhile an excorsist and some retrieval squad are tracking them down and they argue about what they’re going up against. Most of the retrieval squad don’t believe in the supernatural and thinks they found another defective android and the excorsist doesn’t understand technology that great so just assumes he’s dealing with two possessed items.
Exorcist: The power of Christ compels you Android: Error 666 Exorcist, crying: THE POWER OF CH
For the folk playing at home who aren’t caught up.
oh shit. Ross and Holly reported that the divorced was because she was moving and he couldnt, at the time it was thought a coincidence she was moving to the same town as projared. Heidi revealed that Holly and Jared had been having sex since atleast october 2018, a month after Ross and Holly divorced. This means they were likely both cheating on their spouse with eachother for months before hand.
Also, Jared had been mentally abusing and gaslighting Heidi for over a year. Before she even knew he was cheating, she saw him becoming emotionally detached from her. He told her for months its because she was being abusive and she repeatedly broke down crying begging him to tell her what she had done that was wrong, what she should change and he would give her nothing. He gave her scraps of hope that their marriage could be saved, saying things like “i’ve been working on this a lot, things could be different if you just would try harder” and gaslighted her saying ’ the only thing wrong with their relationship is you’. one of her friends talk about how when he stayed in their hotel room at a con, he twice saw Heidi crying on the bed while jared stood looking away stonefaced and ignoring her. she eventually found his old phone full of exchanges with holly describing their previous sexual encounters. she still tried to save their 5 year long marriage after finding out about this, until he announced the divorce on twitter today without telling her previously. Whats more, he had blocked his own wife on twitter so she didnt see the tweet until a wave of confused fans flooded her at once. just an absolutely terrifying situation. I hope this gets more news, she had been bottling this for months and is finally coming public.
On a slightly positive note, The internet is thankfully siding with her, but of course it can never compensate for the trauma hes put her through. Its been only 15 hours since the news brome. Hes currently lost 55,000 subscribers which is 5% of his total count, enough that hes now fallen below 1million subscribers again. These numbers are a lot better when you consider hes been on youtube 8 years and his subscriber count doesnt reflect his active user base, compared to view counts this is 33% to 25% of typical traffic he gets to his videos. whats more, his subreddit has deleted him as a moderator, and it is being flooded with antijared posts and memes. Game grumps has deleted all videos containing jared, but none of them has made any statment. This is expected and completely understandable, as it is likely that ross is only now discovering the extent of holly’s affair and will need time to process this.
I don’t watch him but PBG didn’t understand the whole situation and has now taken Heidi’s side
My cat…. is….. disabled? Why is this website so stupid
Artist: *Draws their own 3 legged cat*
Anti SJW: “HOW DARE YOU PANDER TO THE SJWS AND FORCED DIVERSITY“
This has the same energy as that one post that someone made of their DND group and someone in the post was like “ugh forced diversity” and the OP posted a picture of themselves and their DND group and was like “this is literally my dnd group that i drew”
minecraft really was the decade-spanning and -defining media for the 2010s
a generation grew up with it.
it developed as technology did. it saw old age memes and new age memes. it had a hand in the evolution of youtube and the popularity of the battle royale genre. remember the old website, the old launcher? it lived and changed through a whole decade and never entirely stopped being relevant
its been in every genre from creepypastas to machinimas about high school and is constantly adapting and improving.
