Silver Tongue

May 01

camelpimp:

spider-man: venom! i don’t know what you’re up to, but i’m here to stop it

venom: i’m taking pictures of myself for a fetish website for money, parker

venom: that a problem

spider-man: uh

spider-man: no i suppose not

spider-man: how good’s the money in that

venom: you appeal to a completely different demographic, parker

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aviculor:

eddrian32:

happy-slug:

scarcity-of-cats:

countersignal:

scarcity-of-cats:

The tactic of invoking the other person’s blog description to discredit them in an argument really serves to show that conservatives fundamentally don’t understand what it means for something to be embarrassing.

Whenever rightists throw out another person’s description for cringe points it’s usually something like “Skye. 20. She/her/hers. Pansexual socialist. #BLM” meanwhile rightist blog descriptions are like “34-YEAR-OLD PROUD STRAIGHT WHITE MAN (GASP! HOW DARE I?), AK-47 GENDER PEW/PEWS/PEWSELF, AMBASSADOR OF KEKISTAN. PREPARE TO BE TRIGGERED, TUMBLRINAS”

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You’re just proving my point, dumbass.

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Holy SHit

life imitates art

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thebuttkingpost:
“Good news everyone skyrim has been ported to the Bethesda offices carpet
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thebuttkingpost:

Good news everyone skyrim has been ported to the Bethesda offices carpet

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mythicfictionist:

mythicfictionist:

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

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reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

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naryrising:

masterwayfinders:

charlesoberonn:

the-porter-rockwell:

mojave-wasteland-official:

anotherjadedwriter:

anotherjadedwriter:

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

Mongols were fighting Samurai in Japan and Knights in Europe at the same time. 

Star Wars a New Hope came out the same year as the last execution in France by Guillotine. 

Abraham Lincoln and Edgar Allen Poe were friends in their early 20′s. 

When the Great Pyramids were being built there were areas that still had Woolly Mammoths roaming. 

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Harvard University didn’t teach calculus in its first few years after being established because calculus wasn’t invented yet.

Nintendo was founded two years after the Eiffel Tower was constructed

This is the book you want: The Timetables of History - going year by year (or in the earlier sections, at least century by century) and showing you what was going on in various parts of the world in several categories (e.g. Politics, Literature, Science, etc.)  Super useful for visualizing what events were happening at the same time.

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fomoriii:

so everyone understands the concept of having a type as in ‘type of person im attacted to’ but whats your type as in ‘type of person attracted to me’

mines trainwrecks and repressed nerds

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sidequestt:

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if you live here in the states, spread this like wildfire. look up what the number is for your state’s attorney general.

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