Silver Tongue

Oct 21

problematic-jasontodd:

This may be the most perfect video

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girlbossfranziskavonkarma:

girlbossfranziskavonkarma:

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

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_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

me with my meat at 3am

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lesbiantaurus:

just lil trans girl things: not having a clue what your actual speaking register is because you modulate your voice in every situation even with yourself sometimes

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vaporwavevocap:

cls1606:

raiderscum:

lemonsharks:

lemonsharks:

kansascity-elffriend:

tlitookilakin:

his-shining-tears:

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looks stupit I want ten

The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:

these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.

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So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?

Wild

Hands down the best worldbuilding ever made; all other worldbuilding is cancelled forever

This is the only thing we need

Could you imagine telling your sister, who just wants you to open the tuna, neener neener neener who doesn’t have any thumbs?

Or “DAD. NEEDLE TOES, COME ON!”

You know this happens daily in so many Khajit households

oh my god i thought theyd never show this in-game

What does one even say to this

“Pspspspspspsp” generally.

imagine if laser pointers existed in elder scrolls

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clownzoid:

Adhd/Autisitc bitches be like “I hate when people are loud” and then have no volume control. I’m bitches.

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meianofyinyang asked:

Mew giving the Twos' chin scritches when they're sleeping?

xxtc-96xx:

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sure XD No one wake him because he’d normally never allow this…nor would he knowingly purr 

kaijuprime asked:

Can I boop Huey?

xxtc-96xx:

Ash beat you to it XD

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leviathan-supersystem:
“undeadwill:
“leviathan-supersystem:
“ the sheer levels of brainwashing…… pure ideology
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As opposed to you? Serving the most genocidal ideology of 2 centuries?
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?? I don’t serve capitalism
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leviathan-supersystem:

undeadwill:

leviathan-supersystem:

the sheer levels of brainwashing…… pure ideology

As opposed to you? Serving the most genocidal ideology of 2 centuries?

?? I don’t serve capitalism

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lostcryptids:

so obsessed with this review 

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