Silver Tongue

Apr 30

sadfag420:

the-treble:

fuck-benedict:

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

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elizabeth-bennet:

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

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dappermouth:

dappermouth:

Passed a clinic today whose slogan said  “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?

doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH

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charlesoberonn:

egowave:

i fucking saw homestuck cosplayers getting arrested today while walking home???

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femminiello:

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse*
barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted
me, hoarsely: this is flour

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kurooequinox:
“ The Lyrist
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kurooequinox:

The Lyrist

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deadlylittlekate:

elfstaranymore:

feministess:

elfstaranymore:

also re: teens sitting around with their tablets and smartphones

like, if a kid can access the internet (with some privacy still) while also sitting in the same room as their parents, honestly that’s better and more social than what I did as a teenager, which was hole up in my room at my desktop computer that I couldn’t move anywhere else in the house

mostly what I see from the teens in my family is they will sit and scroll through their phone, but if something interesting starts happening, or a new person enters the room, or they see something cool they want to share, they look up and interact again, because they’re sitting right there with everyone else.

that is waaaay more social than 2002 me, hunched over my desktop for hours and only seeing my mom in passing when I went to microwave a burrito at 1am. way, way more social.

My whole family does this now. We’re all in the same room, but each on a phone, tablet, or laptop. Certain poop heads will shake their heads at how technology is dividing us.

But


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What do they think families have done for since ever? Talk constantly while playing educational board games every evening? No.

They’d each be reading, or sewing, or writing letters or some shit, and mostly sat quietly near each other but not bothering each other.

yes this

It reminds me of the whole “omg people on trains used to TALK to each other” argument. No, they didn’t. They read the newspaper or stared straight ahead avoiding eye contact.

People have been finding reasons not to talk to each other for centuries.

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prokopetz:

I just love that there’s basically a whole genre of historical fiction that boils down to “seemingly incongruous times and places where it would be 100% historically accurate to have an out-of-work samurai wandering around getting in fights”.

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lioness–hart:

lioness–hart:

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

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