Silver Tongue

Apr 30

dragginage:

dragginage:

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

i hate this post because it just proves that like.. no simple statement can just be absorbed and the general population of tumblr go ‘yeah that sounds about right.’ i’ve had nazis say it’s a woman’s job to cook, terfs say that it’s only ‘males’ who don’t know how to cook, people have accused me of being classist because some people don’t own potatio peelers, called a bitch for airing out my boyfriend’s dirty laundry (which if the most embarrassing thing i can procure about the guy is that he’s not great in the kitchen i’d say he’s okay lmao)

just shut up and teach your fucking children to cook holy shit dude

(via bloodsbane)

bauliya:

the jocks in Pacific rim: to neural bond with someone… you need to be drift compatible… you need to trust them completely… you need to be emotionally healthy.. it can be absolutely traumatising if anything goes wrong..

the nerds, mindmelding with dead alien monsters: fuckin cowards

(Source: bau-liya, via bloodsbane)

hostilemuppet:

Kurloz tries to get an older troll to buy alcohol for him but forgets he’s 19 and can legally drink

(via newbarrk)

rvb

bleepbloop-caboose:

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guess who’s back into the shitposting business? this bitch right here

(via newbarrk)

xtremecaffeine:
“ jas720:
“ xtremecaffeine:
“but why do you need both a fan and kirby?
”
To keep Kirby cool
”
that is fair and makes perfect sense
”

xtremecaffeine:

jas720:

xtremecaffeine:

but why do you need both a fan and kirby?

To keep Kirby cool

that is fair and makes perfect sense

(via mentaltypo)

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chalcedont-even-try:
“Who else??????
”

chalcedont-even-try:

Who else??????

(Source: astrafortune, via afallenwolf)

angel-baez:
“bismuth:
“ angel-baez:
“ pearl has a fucking shotgun
that’s what she used to kill pink diamond
”
where is that post with pearl and PD as that one eric andre/hannibal burress meme?? there’s literally no...

angel-baez:

bismuth:

angel-baez:

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pearl has a fucking shotgun

that’s what she used to kill pink diamond

where is that post with pearl and PD as that one eric andre/hannibal burress meme?? there’s literally no difference

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(https://thunderflan.tumblr.com/post/173300877859/im-so-sorry)

(Source: ankle-beez, via chefpyro)

Snape is incel

James is chad

Anonymous asked: can. can he do a smile. i like smiley kats. never too many happy karkats.

daily-karkat:

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