Silver Tongue

May 08

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rjalker:
“ skarosdrones:
“ rjalker:
“ Me trying to explain to someone that doesn’t have Visual Snow about the static that covers everything I see.
Here’s a gif to demonstrate.
Imagine that, overlayed over your entire field of vision. Even when your...

rjalker:

skarosdrones:

rjalker:

Me trying to explain to someone that doesn’t have Visual Snow about the static that covers everything I see.

Here’s a gif to demonstrate.

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Imagine that, overlayed over your entire field of vision. Even when your eyes are closed. (especially when your eyes are closed.)

*looks up from computer* now wait just one minute

This is a real thing that exists, not intrusive thought. This is the reason I have glasses. I was a little kid, thought it was normal, tried to point them out to my mom, and she freaked out and brought me to an eye doctor. Where we found out I have shit eyesight. And also apparently where she learned what visual snow was.

But. She deicded. Not. To tell me.

(Like she’s also decided not to tell me or my twin that we’re autistic)

So it literally took me more than a decade to find a word for this.

Which is why I made this post.

She mentioned casually last year to her boyfriend that she learned I had visual snow when I was little and I’m jyst sitting there, having already painstakingly figured all of this out on my own like, “and you didn’t think that was worth explaining to me even when I brought it to your atfention?????”

So ueah.

It’s a thing. If you see staticy moving dots everywhere even with your eyes closed, you’ve got Visual Snow.

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kaylapocalypse:

wholesomethanos:

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Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fun fact that was thanos’s entire motivation for killing half the universe originally. Explains why his motivation is so fucking stupid in the MCU doesnt it?

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yoshifawful64:

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freckledai:

loreweaver-universe:

I just had a realization.

Vegeta knows what “clown” means.

Saiyans had clowns.

yes at least one, his name is vegeta

3! dont forget about nappa and raditz

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orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

“This is my new oc. theyre [Characters] sibling but with a gun. I call them [characters name but with gun pun]”

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notabadsport:

yoosbox:

notabadsport:

yoosbox:

a haunted doll that bleeds sour cream if cut or punctured

unlimited sour cream? I don’t see a problem

you would be torturing a little doll…..for sour cream…

where do you think your precious Taco’d Bell has been getting it this whole time

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goblin-brew:

silver-tongues-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

typhlosionns:

itsatru:

baichan:

itsatru:

typhlosionns:

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

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@itsatru where do I buy these???

hey! you can get them HERE!! all designs are fully customizable, so feel tree to change colors or styles or products

all royalties earned are donated to AFSP - so far the shop has earned about $35! thanks everyone this has been really great :)

Hey since this post is making the rounds again, THIS version of the post right here has a purchase link!!!

Boost!

@goblin-brew

Bold of you to assume I dont already own a pair of booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

Bold of you to assume you have ENOUGH pairs of goblin booty shorts

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tredlocity:

The problem with movies that do the “30 second gay cameo” thing isn’t the actual scenes themselves, but rather the media coverage and PR that treats it like it’s some grand progressive gesture.

“There is an unnamed gay character in Endgame.” Cool okay. “This is a HUGE leap in LGBT rights” eeehhh nah.

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