“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process.
My 7th grade English teacher told us the proper response to “are you tickleish?” Is “I have diarrhea”
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Um, hey, Korean here
TRUMP HAD NO PART IN THE NORTH-SOUTH KOREA MEET AND THE END OF THE KOREAN WAR STAND-STILL.
HE AGITATED NORTH KOREA, THREATENED THEM, PUSHED THEM TO THE BRINK OF WAR, AND WAS A TOTAL DICK.
GUESS WHO CLEANED IT UP: YUP, SOUTH KOREA AND CHINA.
SO DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT TRUMP DESERVES A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WHEN HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS POKING A SLEEPING BEAR WITH A STICK.
—end of rant—
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Found an old Karkat in a notebook ahhhhh
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Al: What’s our exit strategy?
Ed: Our what?
Al: Oh my God, we’re all going to die.