Silver Tongue

Apr 28

felitomkinson:

coming up with dynamic poses more like

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You enter the room, there are tables and chairs with a layer of dust on them.

Me, a barbarian, has been flipping tables lately: I flip the DUST.

DM: …Ok roll dex.

Me: Natural 20

DM: I…

DM: You, somehow, flip the dust, leaving the furniture undisturbed.

Me & rest of party: Dying of laughter.

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unabashedlybi:

renthethief:

beyondthetemples-ooc:

parttimepup:

strnger-kid:

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

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s0ftprince:

kristenwiiggle:

this week has been truly something ELSE 

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taylor-tut:

everyone always talks about zuko’s (admittedly perfect) character arc but no one ever talks about the slow-burn, three-season-long devolution of Azula from the “perfect child,” “dad’s favorite,” “badass in charge” who is given way too much to handle and is mature past her years to an insecure, neglected, hurting, unhinged child who desperately, in her last few minutes of clarity, just wants her mom

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john-green7x:
“Pls listen to weed dad english fellas
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john-green7x:

Pls listen to weed dad english fellas

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tankdyke:

i love ana we should just all let her be an old motherfucker like stop taking her wrinkles away and making her clothes more feminine and refusing to draw her old ever shes just an old motherfucker who kills people for a living and is banned from multiple countries. just let her be that Bitch please for the love of god

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naamahdarling:
“ howtobangyourmonster:
“ cosmosbadger:
“Custom Engraving Available Here
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Robots getting engraved tattoos yes
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I love how the engraver’s tats are geometric, and the robot’s are organic!
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naamahdarling:

howtobangyourmonster:

cosmosbadger:

Custom Engraving Available Here

Robots getting engraved tattoos yes

I love how the engraver’s tats are geometric, and the robot’s are organic!

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