A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it.
Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.
at first i wanted to make this funny but it just made me sad
“Give that back”
plot twist; the wife is the main antagonist and turned to darkness trying to save you from death. It worked but at a cost
John Jake
Jane
Jade
Roxy
Terezi
(Vriska)
Gamzee
Dirk Rose (Candy 25) Kanaya (Candy 25)
citations coming eventually
this list is only added to by either on-screen fucking or on-screen mentioning of fucking (narration or dialogue). for example: dave and karkat in meat we get a fade to black so they could’ve just had a sloppy makeout sesh (do i think they fucked? yes).
The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.
Millennials will survive the end of the world because we photographed it.
When US Airways Flight 1549 had to make an emergency landing in the Potomic River back in 2009, one of the reasons the response to this emergency was able to happen so quickly is because the passengers onboard posted online and made calls on their phones. Even further back, seventeen days after the Mount St. Helens eruption in 1980, photographer Robert Landsberg was found buried in the ash a few miles away, and it was discovered that he had been taking photographs of the eruption as it happened, and, presumably realizing there was no way he could escape the pyroclastic flow, took the time to store his film as safely as possible inside of his backpack, and then shelter his backpack with his own body. Thanks to his sacrifice and quick thinking, that extremely important footage exists and could be used for geological study. People who take the time to document and report on disasters are doing something incredibly important, not just for the safety of people in the moment, but for the knowledge of people afterwards.
death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show.
he hold gun like this
You forgot to mention that the guns are sisters that dress like cowboys for no good reason, and the fact that they’re ex-criminals who used their ability to transform into weapons to commit crimes. Kid got them put on probation specifically so he could use them because of his aforementioned obsession with symmetry.
they dress like cowboys and theyre not even from the west or the south!!! theyre from fucking!!! brooklyn!!!!
-hearing tiny beautiful sounds like water droplets and leaves crunching
-knowing lots of fun trivia from special interests over the years
-brightly colored things that make ur eyes happy
-that feeling when someone asks you to tell them about sth you know a lot about and it’s infodump time !!!!!!
-the Good Foods™
-when ur logical and rational thinking helps you solve a problem or think of something other people wouldn’t
-nice textures are So Nice: cats, very soft blankets, smooth and cold stones, the inside of a brand new sweatshirt
(we could all use some autism positivity. pls reblog and add ur own! it’s ok if they contradict each other or if u don’t relate to all of them; we’re all different)
-happy stimming: when you feel so good it overflows into your whole body so all of you is just!!!!! -making connections that no one else sees bc while looking for the words to describe something it just clicks into place with something completely different -crunchy foods -being so in touch with your identity bc you overanalyze everything, including yourself -music that you can’t sit still to -really tight hugs -petting dogs and holding them and hugging them and playing and they never get bored of you!! -the sheer joy of learning something new in your SIs -memorizing things and repeating them over and over in a super SI/echolalia combo -when you find those people who you don’t have to pretend with and can just be yourself without having to worry -seeing yourself in fictional characters who are universally adored
-being so happy that you bounce up on your toes
-rocking and getting into a rhythm
-when a room has a Good Smell
-swivel chairs
-touching soft things like nice scarves to your face
-when you find a really good mouth noise and repeat it over and over
-spinning in circles
-sweaters with long sleeves so you can play with the cuffs
-when you don’t have to emote like a neurotypicalTM but instead use the body language that comes naturally
-the shimmy joy of paint mixing videos
-All the fuzzy things. (Blankets, socks, random fuzzy/soft fabric) -shiny things and how you can’t stop stating at them
god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.
he competed his character arc and finished the series
answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation
scam caller: hello, how are you today?
me: great!
scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.
me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though
scam caller: what?
me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?
scam caller:
me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?
scam caller:
me: I was just wondering, is all
scam caller: why did you answer?
me:
me: what?
scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?
me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.
scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.
me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal
scam caller: my goal?
me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.
scam caller: well, can I scam you?
me:
me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
me, baffled: sure, you can try
scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer
me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.
scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.
me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.
scam caller: You answered today.
me: …touché?
scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.
