Silver Tongue

Apr 27

[video]

shishitsunari:

fireflysummers:

What execs seem to think when we say “more adult cartoons”:

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What we actually mean when we say “more adult cartoons”: 

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Truth

(via scafe-dragon)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Gunslinger Gnome: “I smell the air.”

DM(Without missing a beat or looking up from his notes): “The air sniffs back.”

Gunslinger Gnome: “This was a mistake.”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

slimetony:

The phrase “I’ve been doing ____ since you were in diapers” means nothing when talking with a diaper fetishist. They’ve probably worn them pretty recently.

(Source: slimetony, via dan-mcneely)

the-bees-patello-femoral-joints:

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Scientist 1 is Hermann and Scientists 2, 3 and 4 are all simultaneously Newt

(Source: bee-gay-do-crime, via dan-mcneely)

ryostrenchcoat:

being in a fandom comprised of 12 people and a bag of corn chips is great because whenever anyone posts anything all 11 of your pals are like

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(via newbarrk)

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

(via newbarrk)

koroke:
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koroke:

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(via moonpaw)

kearabaggins:
“ himejaime:
“ did gavin wake up 2 minutes before the interview
” ”

kearabaggins:

himejaime:

did gavin wake up 2 minutes before the interview

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(Source: sharkttails, via newbarrk)

(Source: thenatsdorf, via newbarrk)