Silver Tongue

Apr 26

memehumor:
“Tetanus is BS
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memehumor:

Tetanus is BS

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aquafresh:
“ aquafresh:
“They keep holding me back a year for trying to fuck the desk. #DeskFuckerWednesday
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I’m in the fourth grade
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aquafresh:

aquafresh:

They keep holding me back a year for trying to fuck the desk. #DeskFuckerWednesday

I’m in the fourth grade

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theaustinstollhaus:

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celticpyro:

libertarirynn:

firelxrdazula:

firelxrdazula:

idk why do firebenders lose their bending during the day of black sun but dont lose their bending at night like thats also dark bitch wtf

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I don’t think it’s just the darkness I think it has something to do with the blocking of the sun spirit’s energy something something magic something moon something. Like how Katara is a more powerful bender depending on the moon and the tides. Plus I’m pretty sure firebenders tend to be weaker at night, but not completely powerless.

Firebenders are strongest during the day because of the energy they get from the sun.

Waterbenders get their energy from the moon and their power rises and falls with the tides/lunar phases.

An eclipse is a big ball of water energy covering a big ball of fire energy, meaning the moon is 2x strong against the sun.

Firebenders don’t lose their power at night because moonlight is refracted sunlight.

Seriously, did no one think of this? When Iroh tells Zhao, “Don’t kill the moon spirit, we need it too” what did you think he meant?

Zhao was that much of a fucking idiot.

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freelancervermont:

nightterrorbeauty:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

“What’s that in your sippy cup?”

“Vodka.”

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Texts From Superheroes: The Best of the MCU (No Infinity War Spoilers)

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afallenwolf:

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eric-coldfire:

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doodlewolf:

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I’ve seen posts lumping venom & the fish monster from shape of water together into the same category as pennywise and I must say it is…. Astounding to even imply they are all on the same level whatsoever like…. 

pennywise fuckers are the lowest of the low like… a monster that is ugly asf and just eats kids & minorities? hard pass. disgusting.

venom fuckers are a little better bc he’s got the whole tongue & teeth thing going for him but yr still gonna get eaten at the end of the day so? u know. unless ur into that

shape of water monster? the good gender neutral fish god? he’s the ONLY valid one out of the bunch you fuck him you get the package deal. get you a fish god that can kill for you, die for you, make you immortal so you can be together forever. get you a fish god with a sensitive side who will treat you R I G H T 

I mean, if you wanna talk about ‘fuck, marry, kill’…

this is the funniest possible response to this post it belongs to you now

110% wrong.

Venom doesn’t eat people for funsies, he only eats the brains of bad people, and he’s canonically good with kids

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Secondly, the symbiote, once bonded will be 100% loyal to you and will fight to protect you. Feeling sick? Boom, white blood cell booster. Feel underdressed for a formal event? Boom, instant fancy suit. Bought a big ass box of Valentine’s Day chocolate and don’t have anyone to share it? Boom, symbiotes canonically love chocolate.

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Venom/Symbiote is waaaaaay higher on the list than the Abe Sapien clone, but enjoy your home constantly smelling of fish, high water bills, and painstaking algae cleaning every couple of weeks I guess.

Seriously, how could you say “no” to this lil guy?

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these are all very good points! thank you for educating me on how badly i misranked venom !! fuckable AND friendly

Wait, I thought the Venom Symbiote would abandon Eddie as soon as SpiderMan was like “Sure baby, I’ll have you back.”

*Symbiot blaring baby come back on a boom box outside Peter’s apartment*

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