Nothing fuels me more than knowing pornhub wants to buy tumblr from verizon, and god I hope they do. I don’t even care about getting the nsfw back, I just damn well believe they could probably turn this into an actual functioning site.
Twilight Princess Link: Sits patiently by the edge of a river for three hours to catch a single minnow, which he then shows off to several people
Breath of the Wild Link: Fucking power dives off a fifty foot waterfall, shirtless and screaming, to catch a carp with his bare hands, which he then cooks with watermelon, crabs, and milk, creating a seafood dish that lets him temporarily fight God
favorite aspect of toy story is the fact that all of andy’s other toys know that buzz is a toy but choose to indulge his delusions specifically because it bothers woody
There’s a whole scene where they’re asking him about what it’s like being a space ranger and complimenting him on his laser and ability to fly and Woody’s like “HE CAN’T FLY! HE’S NOT A SPACE RANGER! HE’S A TOY” and they’re just like “haha look woody’s just jealous because HE can’t beat evil emperor zurg.” THEY KNOW BUZZ IS A TOY, WOODY’S JUST REALLY EASY TO GET A RISE OUT OF
