Silver Tongue

May 02

anakinkshamer:

sensitivepetal:

amdeadinsyd:

anakinkshamer:

anakinkshamer:

“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”

Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess

makin this come back around again bc happy birthday barbie u intelligent gorgeous woman

Ken KNOWS he’s a trophy husband but he fucking loves it. He loves seeing Barbie going out there and kicking ass.

Barbie pegs Ken its the truth fellas

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lemonlimedavesprite:

The mayor wanted a police station

X

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boyburning:

learn abt what intrusive thoughts are: https://moodsmith.com/intrusive-thoughts/

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miraculouswritings:

supermunchor:

dust-princess:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

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May 01

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kevbrinx:

redskysailor:

transalucard:

slogthor:

transalucard:

*puts on a wizard hat*

<|:)

Haha your hat is cute

*puts on a cowboy hat*

<]:)

thank you! solidarity

<|:)

<]:)

there is a hamburger on my head!

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@¦¬ :o

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Me with the sonic film

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kineticpenguin:

Any military character: I sure love my girl. Here’s a picture! I’m gonna propose/get married/have kids when I get back!

Me: 

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