Silver Tongue

Apr 30

egberts:

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paprikanoir:

paninimami:

liberalsarecool:

Trump racism poisons all his decisions. Trump can never acknowledge black excellence.

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What’s his name and what’d he do? I wanna look him up

I’m glad you asked! Read more about Rodney Robinson here! This man is a treasure.

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Anonymous asked: How do you think races with hooves wear socks/shoes/boots/etc?

filibusterfrog:

nitrostreak:

filibusterfrog:

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open toed always, its more of a fashion statement

Not just a fashion statement though! Lots of horseback riders put leg boots on their horses for protection against brush, to support ligaments, etc.! It’s functional fashion :D

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Here is just a BRIEF example of a few kinds of boots you may base hooves fantasy race foot/legwear on! What they look like is gonna depend on the purpose. A shopkeeper on his feet all day may wear those thick, pillowy leg wraps to prevent swelling or “stocking up,” an adventurer may choose the bottom two styles to support her ligaments and protect her legs from harsh brush and rough terrain!

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some very good additions!!!

Anonymous asked: roxy at age 32: I'm getting lazer eye surgery. John: You??? Dont have eyes???

silver-tongues-blog:

banishedquasiroyal:

in homestuck once you turn 21 you lose the majority of your facial features and gain a single syllable moniker, such as MOM, DAD, AUNT, BRO, or THOT

THOT Crocker

WAIT SHIT
Aunt Crocker and Thot English

Anonymous asked: roxy at age 32: I'm getting lazer eye surgery. John: You??? Dont have eyes???

banishedquasiroyal:

in homestuck once you turn 21 you lose the majority of your facial features and gain a single syllable moniker, such as MOM, DAD, AUNT, BRO, or THOT

THOT Crocker

Me: Chugs an entire bottle of wine

Everyone else at church:

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silver-tongues-blog asked: asriel B1

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022:

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notedchampagne:

notedchampagne:

notedchampagne:

dave and karkat have the body types of a singular enokitake mushroom and an overpacked flour sack

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carry

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thequantumqueer:

pomrania:

thequantumqueer:

WotC has trademarked the term “Dungeon Master,” which is why other games call the person in the same role “Game Master” or “Keeper” or “Master of Ceremonies,” but they can’t really put a blanket trademark on all uses of the abbreviation, so i propose we all agree that “DM” stands for “dumbass monitor”

Which leaves the question of whether it’s a person who monitors dumbasses, or a monitor who is a dumbass. And, well, both interpretations are equally valid.

you get it

if it’s anything like the games i’ve played, then it definitely means both versions at the same time

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