Silver Tongue

Apr 30

thadeeliv:

therealoswaldtherabbit:

ot3-old:

“Ahh, Perry the Platypus! Behold: the INFINITY GAUNTLET!…. Inator.
With one snap of my fingers as I collect the sixth stone, I will have infinite power, enough to…. create more resources for the entire planet! They will WORSHIP me as a hero, and I will take over the ENTIRE TRI STATE AREA!”

“What? Kill half of all people? What kind of crazy person would do that?”

“You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was growing up, my parents only let me eat half of all my meals.”

(via nofacednerd)

jayrockin:

On one hand Sonic The Hedgehog is like, the worst character to try and adapt for realism. On the other hand, no one in Hollywood knows how to draw an appealing furry.

PATREON | KO-FI

(via bloodsbane)

Explaining the myths like:

calledtothegods:

(via afallenwolf)

[video]

Anonymous asked: moira is my headcanon for if roxy grew up as a strider instead of a lalonde

banishedquasiroyal:

please moira is clearly roxy serket. evidence: poky, and Smart. roxy strider is too gay to fight

bold of you to assume moira isnt gay

kiaisalwaysdoodling:

Art I couldn’t post because my wifi hates me :\

For the Pose Event on the @artstuck server! :3

(via homestuck-betakids)

beatlesweatles:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

The wife:

The mom:

(via newbarrk)

therainbowhero:

(via bloodsbane)

mityjunk:

(via demilypyro)