homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to refrain from writing the rest of this post because i just remembered that terezi did, in fact, murder dave
a disgruntled government employee murders his boss after the dress code changed
nepeta decapitates two monsters at once
someone finds erotic fanfiction about the white queen written in first person
john reenacts con air with several newborns
a former revolutionary eats an entire goddamn chunk of uranium
equius asks for belly rubs
Tell me which one of those didn’t actually happen in canon.
I wanna say its the nepeta one. 1) Bec Noirs main motivation 2) I dont remember that 3) John found the eritic fanfiction in the prospit library 4) its how jade and rose got their bunnies 5) its why jack killed WV 6) Equius asked for belly rubs when roleplaying as nep on the meteor
SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine
so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out
and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are
but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery
so long story short do this at your own risk
Just goes to show that rich snobs are just faking intellectual bullshit
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