Silver Tongue

Oct 20

fuckdamn:
hozey-nevergoingtochurch:
maplebungus:
heartshapedbasil:
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
this post is funnier with each passing day. the caramelized onions of posts

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skateboarding-sankaku-pitcher:

The game: Yeah, let’s make them run through an alley and catch up to the thief in a way that seems possible and doesn’t ruin the pacing of the scene at the same time
The anime: And then they said ✨P A R K O U R✨

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silver-tongues-blog:

(Source: stupidpetface, via cherry-knight)

sumetal:

centipede-damascus:
maydei:
This… is a Dad Meme.
This is the only good comment on this entire waste of a post

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chefpyro:

officialfist:
chefpyro:
mohiko:
chefpyro:
mohiko:
chefpyro:
mohiko:
chefpyro:
Hypothesis: Everything can be linked to Metal Gear through three associations or less.
Oh yeah?! Test this!- Vladimir Putin.
Vladimir Putin is Russian.
Revolver Ocelot is Russian. Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in Russia.
You can do better.
You’re right, that was weak- Assassin’s Creed.
Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood had a Raiden skin.
Well fuck- Legend of Zelda.
This one feels self-explanatory.
Donald trump

tim curry

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probablybadrpgideas:

Have a scene were the forces of good are rallied by a big epic speech but done in the style of that one Superwholock “grab your wands!” tumblr post.

Oct 19

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justlookatthosesausages:
midnight–vamp:
I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.
EXCEPT
If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”
What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”
It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work
In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment”

(Source: catchymemes, via rosexknight)

cardassiansunrise:

unmutekurloz:
phanstop:
wontforgets:
snowwanderer:
jeanqueerschtein:
kohai-san:
fuck-you-im-australian:
mr-egbutt:
residentevils:
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

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