Silver Tongue

Apr 22

corgi-queen-mara:

*me, leaving a party* sorry fellas, gotta get back home to the ol’ ball and chain

*back home*

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(Source: corgi---queen, via mentaltypo)

(Source: worm, via mentaltypo)

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Need help asap

So I moved. I started working at a different dominoes as a result. I had been working at the other location for over 6 months with no incident. New location fired me after 2 days with no writeup or anything. Their reason was that I wasn’t “hussling fast enough”


My insurance is $96 due before the first and if I can’t pay it is can’t drive. I don’t even have Internet at the new place.

What I’m offering is advanced commissions. If you can give some money I’ll draw something for you when I get Internet installed because for now I’m stuck on mobile. Send me a pm so I can keep track of who wants what.

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deepspacepirate:

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

(via mentaltypo)

parakavka:
“ #he has a sock !!!!!
”

parakavka:

#he has a sock !!!!!

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(via revscarecrow)

vampireapologist:

one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying

(via bloodsbane)

maple-maypole:

keplercryptids:

hey, y’all?

clint and travis wanted to try their hand at dm’ing the mini arcs but never once did they say that griffin wouldn’t be dm’ing season 2. it would actually be super risky for a brand new dm to take over a show that’s 3 years in, that has a following that expects a lot out of a dm. it would be like starting balance over. it would be a huge stressful undertaking for a dm with no experience.

also, justin does not want to dm. it’s not that he “didn’t get a chance to.” he’s said multiple times now that he doesn’t want to dm, he has too many children and he’s busy.

even TRAVIS has said he doesn’t want to dm and prefers playing. and i loved dust, but i would really like for travis to do what he wants?

i get it if amnesty wasn’t your favorite thing but like, to be all conspiratorial about it is weird. can we just trust that the boys are doing what the boys want to do? and that this isn’t griffin like, steamrolling his family into doing what he wants? because clearly that isn’t what’s happening and we all need to chill.

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(via moonpaw)