Silver Tongue

Apr 28

firebirdeternal:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Someone: “People would never do anything without monetary gain”

Dungeon masters, Minecraft players, fanfic writers:

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You’re so right

Wikipedia editors
Community moderators for discord servers, forums, and twitch channels
Animal shelter volunteers
People who put back extra carts at the grocery store
People who pick up litter while they’re on a jog or walk to throw it away 

Humans Do Things. We dedicate a certain amount of our thing-doing capacity to making sure we survive, and in the society we’ve constructed that means Worrying about Money. But if you leave a human alone in a box with a pile of sand, we build castles.

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aethenia:
“I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them
”

aethenia:

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

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Apr 27

systlin:

dragona56:

systlin:

whore-of-god:

systlin:

systlin:

kagekanecavi:

systlin:

systlin:

splinteredstar:

systlin:

I would like to thank my roomba for finding that one sock I’d lost under the couch, and then repeatedly headbutting my foot while chewing on it. 

Thank you little dude. 

He wanted to make sure you saw it!

What can you give a roomba instead of treats to tell him that he’s a Good Boy

Asking for a friend

You know

I have a roomba

I have knives

I could

I could give him a knife

this seems like a spectacularly bad idea considering you started off talking about how he headbutts your foot

I didn’t say it needed to be a SHARP knife

I’ve got a rubber training knife we use in class for knife technique training

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Excellent

Something tells me that this wont end well for your ankles but I applaud your disaster decisions anyway

It’s just plastic, my Achilles tendons are safe. 

And it’s good training!

Training for him to stab people or training for you to dodge?

Yes. 

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taakostrutsin:
“ ultrasopp:
“thots on madame director?
”
[id: a line comic of various adventure zone characters. carey flops down over a table, saying, “thots on the director?” avi looks over at her in tired confusion, holding his hands up in the...

taakostrutsin:

ultrasopp:

thots on madame director?

[id: a line comic of various adventure zone characters. carey flops down over a table, saying, “thots on the director?” avi looks over at her in tired confusion, holding his hands up in the universal signal for what-the-hell. he says, “the director has thots now?” johann closes his eyes and clenches his fist, replying, “crawling all over her like weevils.” killian looks off in deep thought, saying, “they’re called reclaimers i think?” end id]

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barduils:

barduils:

people in church: 🙏🙏🙏

me: haha nice fullmetal alchemist reference

pastor: *talking about the 7 deadly sins*

me:

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