Silver Tongue

Apr 27

intellectualhedonist:

intellectualhedonist:

lettherebedragons:

This is a very specific vague.

AHEM speaking as a grad student from the University of Wisconsin, NONE OF THE PEOPLE THERE BELIEVE IT EITHER, PLEASE DO NOT BLAME BARRY FUCKING POWELL ON US.

also he isn’t even at the uw anymore, he retired early to write really bad poetry and live in a yurt, and I swear to god I wish I were making this up

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crimsonfoxx:

lonely

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swaglexander-the-great:

mjalti:

ppl will really be like “what’s my name in ur phone saved as” and it’s like. bold of u to presume you were saved at all, +1-938-274-5569

This reads like a Captain Holt burn

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xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

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xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

(via newbarrk)

essiedub:

Several Philly residents received this strange letter a few days ago

And the reaction from r/furnaceparty and r/philadelphia has been something else

(via nofacednerd)

proudautisticgirl:

exsanguinationforfunandprofit:

was trying to sleep but then my third eye snapped open involuntarily so I had to make this

Lol i have all 3 of these

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banozac:

I think it’s cute that thing humans do when they see a boat pass and the people on the boat wave at them and they wave back. For absolutely no reason. They don’t know each other they’re not trying to communicate anything other than “LOOK! I am on a boat!!! Hello!!!!” “I see you!!!! On the boat!!!! Hello!!!!!!!!!!” in a genuine moment of wholesome human connection and excitement.

https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM

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ohmightysmiter:

afanofmanystuffs:

girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

(via nofacednerd)

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

zanarnaryon:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Gandalf: “Oh, that? That’s my friend Gwaihir, the Lord of the Eagles.”
Gandalf: “And this is my friend Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses.”
Gandalf: “And here’s my buddy GIlbert, Lord of Nematodes.” 

Gandalf: “Now that is Sauron, the Lord of the Rings. He is not my friend.”

Gandalf:This is my friend Pippin.

Beregond: Is he the Lord of the Hobbits?

Gandalf: No.

Gandalf: “But he is Thain of the Shire, so actually… in a way, he sort of is Lord of the Hobbits…”

[Gandalf, welcoming you into his house] “Do you want to see my lord collection?”

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