Silver Tongue

Apr 27

oursaviorkellinquinn:

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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hexglyphs:

monopoly players be like

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raesand:

Character in a series: *starts getting a suspicious amount of character development, more screen time, and becomes a major focus in one story*

Me: Oh good, I was looking forward to getting to know more about this character! I can’t wait to see where they take thi-

The same character in a series: *dies*

Me:

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i posted this in my DND group naming an NPC who is one of the players fathers who got stranded on an island. He got to shed some light on what his time with the players mother was like as well as his interests and hobbies were but due to a very very badly timed nat 1 on the players part, he ended up dying.

Cursed Idea:

silver-tongues-blog:

Trickster Snufkin

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Cursed Idea:

Trickster Snufkin

onlyblackgirl:

Y’all gone get Trump elected again cuz you so worried about finding a perfect human being running for election and they don’t exist. This why Trump won last time. 

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ebonyheartnet:

a-isoiso:

lynati:

killingannabellee:

mallamun-socialjustice:

kicking-asana-and-taking-names:

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

In general if a dude gets angry by you declining an invitation you made the right choice to say no

If they get angry when you say “no” to hanging out with them, what else are they going to get angry about you saying “no” to?

^^ Slight side note:

When I was online dating I used to do what so many of us do; set up a safety check with a friend. I used to be really slick about it; take a restroom break or quietly/subtle check and answer a text. Then I realized what a good marker it was to check if I wanted to actually be on this date at all. So at whatever time check in was supposed to be, I would pull out my phone and say “sorry, I just have to let my friend know I’m good”. If someone was vaguely offended, I might stay depending on the convo we had after. If someone was SUPER offended, I said “this is exactly why. Thanks for meeting me, I’ve got to go.”  This happened three times I can remember and the first time my voice was shaking so bad as I said it because, you know. You never know what their response is going to be and he was so aggressively angry I was ending the date “over that”. 

The person I ended up with? “Ah, yay-I’m-not-murdered check. Good plan.” Then when my phone was buzzing later (because we ended up on a five hour date on a Monday night) he goes “you should probably let them know you’re still alive. Do you have to go?” 

 *No woman I was ever on a date with was mad about this. Not one. 

This is just like testing the breaks before driving an unfamiliar car guys, and you do NOT drive a car with no breaks. If they can’t handle “no,” it’s not safe for you to say, “yes,” and you need to gtfo of there so you don’t get run over.

Also, OP I love your url, it is perfect for this post.

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hotmeat89:

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this man sees 40 moves ahead

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adurot:

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You know Alfred had to be the one who slipped that bit of programming in there.

ausgris:

In Honor of it being The Homestuck Day AND Homestuck’s 10th anniversary, I would like to share the fact that this is my actual Real Life apartment number. I have to look this number dead in the eye every fucking day of my life and be reminded of Homestuck.

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