dirk, running around the group minecraft server, setting everything on fire with his flint and steel: I have to do this. Otherwise none of you would understand the futility of existence.
terezi: L1TER4LLY SHUT TH3 FUCK UP YOU STUP1D PR1CK
karkat after seeing a pixel art he spent days collecting supplies for up in flames: YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER. MEET ME IN THE PVP ARENA RIGHT NOW.
dirk: Okay. *immediately kills karkat with his knockback 100 diamond sword named “sempai noticed you” *
Roxy who is admin: *teleports dirk to 99999 99999 99999* “Get fuuuucked loser”
Just a head’s up, when meat eaters say things like “I’m glad you’re not like most vegans you’re cool about it” what they really mean is “I’m glad you’re silent about animal cruelty so I can eat animals without having to think about it.”
No actually what they likely mean is “I’m glad you’re not like PETA and compare women’s bodies to beef and pork” or “I’m glad you’re not the type of asshole who blames poor people for not being able to afford healthy vegan foods instead of getting upset at the grocery chains who throw out tons and tons of perfectly good produce”
see also: “im glad youre not one of those vegans who compares the meat industry to the holocaust”. anti-semetic, sexist, racist, and classist rhetoric is unfortunately quite common among vegans and it’s disingenuous as hell to act like having an issue with that is silencing vegans.
Also “I’m glad you aren’t one of those vegans who thinks I should put my health on the line”
“I’m glad you don’t harass me over my life choices because you’re a decent fucking human being who realizes that throwing humans under the bus so you can have an ego trip is a shitty thing to do”
Also: I’m glad you’re not one of those vegans who lies about what’s in food they’re feeding me when I ask about my allergens so that I don’t have to risk literally dying
“i’m glad you’re not literally blaming global climate change on me, personally, for liking cheese while corporations dump pollution directly into the ozone by the ton because it saves them a few dollars”
“i’m glad you’re not getting on a moral high horse about animal cruelty while ignoring the human rights abuses that go into farming your vegan faves like quinoa”
