anyone else think its scary how 4/20 is on friday the 13th this year?
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Ned not remembering the name of his own establishment is exactly what I would expect. I bet he says it wrong all the time and Kirby just shouts a correction from the other room.
“Are you sure?” Ned always asks.
Kirby just points to the gift shop in the corner. “I sure as fuck hope so, that’s what we have printed on all the merch.”
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I wonder if this water tank is filled with milk…
It’s not.
it’s called a water tank buzz
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tbh 95% of my existence on this earth involves me accidentally running into things in my house and saying “ouch” in the most deadpan voice possible
my mom: “you’re like a roomba except you don’t clean”
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Anonymous asked: Are any of your ocs members of the ICP?
Molly loves clowns of all kinds, but stinky old Bamboozle Bean won’t let her go womp womp
this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.
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It’s weed day
Please remember to stay hydrated on this day of weed.
Drink water regularly or I will hurt you. Please drink water.
drink weed
Drink fucking water or die.
You need to stay hydrated
4/20 pro-tip: got a little cotton mouth, but too stoned to move? take a little sip of that bong woder
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