Silver Tongue

Apr 26

kedreeva:
amkrii:
brokuto-koutarous-mom:
picaso:
picaso:
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
he is here….
i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does
How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?
I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us
And there she is
Standing at their back door
Tapping on the glass
And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!
So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled
“Your bird?”
Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this
Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks
And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey
She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question
And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again
I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.
I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.
WE JUST THINK THEIR NEAT <3

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jesterball:

vicholas:
vicholas:
One time when I was younger I was curious if my country counts as a third world country. So I googled “Is Chile a third world country” and one of the arguments in favor of Chile being a third world country was was “people pee in the street” and I will never forget that.
I think of it every time I see people believe that “first/third world countries” is a good way to divide the world
new york city is a third world country

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Things That Crack Me Up About The Cherubs

the-ghost-of-kirishima-eijirou:

-They have basically the same voice
-They have basically the same body
-They have basically the same face
-They must share clothes unless they strip naked every time they go to bed
-Caliborn is Vehemently against girly things and obsessed with being masculine
-Calliope must CONSTANTLY go to sleep in dresses and bows just so that he has to wake up and take it all off again
-But if he does the same Callie just wakes up dapper in suits and suspenders

So in the Road to El Dorado…

feenyxblue:

banana-battery-acid:
Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like
This is the only valid crossover.

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raesand:

Character in a series: *starts getting a suspicious amount of character development, more screen time, and becomes a major focus in one story*
Me: Oh good, I was looking forward to getting to know more about this character! I can’t wait to see where they take thi-
The same character in a series: *dies*
Me:

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stardustparker:

“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck

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