#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries
watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird
I am wheezing with laughter at those tags holy moly
My players have been tasked by a minor noble to find his daughter, who went missing. In my setting, an explosion of magic a few years ago caused people to take on physiological traits of various animals (darkvision, better smell, hollow bones, stuff like that). This noble is from the city Altairia, home to an elven-like culture of bird-like people.
Noble: Please, find my daughter. She’s all I have left…I couldn’t bear to lose her too.
Rogue: Oh? What happened to your wife?
Noble: She passed away when Lilya was but a child - an illness. I miss her dearly.
You know, for as dumb as a film about how reading books besides The Bible was evil was, you have to admit an eldritch humanoid slug who mutated by absorbing the knowledge of forbidden books is a pretty sick concept.
“the yeast of thoughts and minds” is a fucking metal title too
