Silver Tongue

Apr 19

greenwithenby:

Person: God, I hate fake people.

Me, a bundle of straw tied into a vaguely human shape: Shit, are they talking about me…?

(via epic-divorceman)

joshpeck:

lutacrist:

drake and jeb

delete this

(via dan-mcneely)

lutacrist:

Jeb and Josh

(via dan-mcneely)

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banishedquasiroyal:

things that are important to me: in 1995, cell phones did exist. so this particular mom lalonde will have a cell phone. and it’s. this

but like, in pink. with stickers on it.

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

heyitsmeindy:

i had a dream i was google image searching for pictures of “adam sansler” because the hot new meme was photoshopping adam sandler to look like sans from undertale and it looked something like this

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

scotchtapeofficial:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL The first native English speaker to teach English in Japan was named Ranald MacDonald

via ift.tt

*WcDonald

wcdanald*

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid

(via thescyfychannel)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid

(via thescyfychannel)

crustybagelbites:

broblerone:

not a day goes by that i dont regret making a group chat with @crustybagelbites in it

(via moonpaw)