some people out there are real Doofy and Silly - whining about nothing while also being complete morons themselves, making stuff up/misinterpreting junk just to Own some SJW. The ‘disclaimer’ he’s talking about is the outro from Lifetime Achievement Award:
I don’t know how you manage to mangle this into “i rely on my parents” and also miss the fact that this is a Very Clear homage to Michael Jackson, the second one in the very same track, in fact. Just a riff on something from a little obscure music video for a song no one’s ever heard about called Thriller.
In closing, @trilllizard666 is a stinky bitch
“he’s all socjus-y nowadays, but i know for a fact he used to frequent sites like something awful and spout offensive shit all day”
dude that’s not hypocrisy that’s literally just growing up
I was walking out of the gym on campus and over to my bike to unlock it, and looked up just in time to see a goose attack a woman as she walked past. I’m talking grabbing at her jacket, flapping its wings, biting and honking. I’m no stranger to our aggressive campus geese but hot diggity damn. Then. Then the goose turned and looked at me and let out a horrifying honk and suddenly, it was like bullet time, suddenly this massive goose was flying towards me.
So I squared up.
I tried to protect my expensive headphones.
And I braced for Goose.
When that thing flew at me I kicked higher and harder than I ever have and landed a solid blow to its huge, boat like body. It was so much harder and heavier than I expected. No one expects to kick a goose. It let out this awful squeaky toy noise, tried to grab at my hat, and then flew up and landed on the roof of the gym, watching me. I couldn’t turn my back for fear it would attack.
The worst part? There was no one around. No one saw me kick this deranged goose.
For five minutes I stood there, terrified of this goose.
And then people started walking out of the gym.
“I saw you kick that goose.”
“Man, that was a mean goose.”
“Nice kick on the goose.”
Eventually it took off and I was able to resume my day but not after solidifying my identity as The One Who Kicked The Goose.
that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are
counterpoint: girl scouts
Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?
SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right
Actually, I totally have something to add to this.
So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house!
As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown.
So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’
And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?”
“My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”.
Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.
Oh right, this.
I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night.
why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time
Please, Doug Judy fits the pattern of Loki in Norse myth perfectly. He approaches the protagonists (Jake/the Aesir) with aid to their problems, his aid invariably makes things worse, but he always fixes the big problems caused by his actions and gets away scot-free (well, except, in Loki’s case, for that one time).
True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for
It’s weird, every time throughout histories where some great reform is looming over the market, all these capitalists go “Don’t do that, we’ll go out of business!”
But then the reform passes and nothing happens. Like not even a price raise. It’s almost as if it’s all bullshit
“PLEASE do not make me fire 9 year olds from my factory the whole system will COLLAPSE”
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No, but we all thought it.
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