Silver Tongue

Oct 19

beautifulterriblequeen:

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annabellehectorworldofweird:

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THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

It’s a beautiful day and you are a horrible gazebo

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wereralph:

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sovereignant:

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wintre-daemon-berserker:

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wereralph:

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wereralph:

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kidzbopdeathgrips:

wereralph:

plutoniumbombs:

wereralph:

angelgurlhearts-2:

wereralph:

smatter:

wereralph:

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

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your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

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So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

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Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

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I’m sorry what

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i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

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I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

THE HORNY WHAT?????

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Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

THE WHAT?!

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THIS ONE

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

personally i’m at 96%

This post keeps getting worse

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

Ahem.

The what?

No. Canceled.

But why???

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

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GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

You sure that’s me?

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Like are you sure that’s me??

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

……. this has been a wild ride

I-

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this is seizure inducing

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you know, im glad to be on tumblr. posts like this lost yahoo a billion dollars

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hedge-rambles:

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

ouroborostattoo:

“why are the among us characters wearing space suits in a spaceship?” have you not seen how much is wrong with the fucking spaceship

The speed at which oxygen failure can kill everyone suggests that there is plenty wrong with the space suits too.

#I love that Among Us is clearly playing out the second half of the climax of a space horror movie #after everything has gone to shit and you’re being picked off one by one #desperately trying to keep your limping ship together long enough to find the things killing you #like they just skip the setup and go ‘time for the intense part you can guess how it got this bad’ (via derinthescarletpescatarian)

Second reblog to catch the tags

If I find myself on a ship where the oxygen regularly shuts off you can bet your left nipple I’m wearing a fucking space suit 24/7 if it means 20 extra seconds in which to fix the janky fuckin O2 system before I die.

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carnival-phantasm:

yeahiwasintheshit:

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No.

No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

FUCK NO!

Hell Fucking No!

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funniest possible response to this post 

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