Beating the trope to death, in our party of 6, we have 5 PCs who are either legit orphans or have lost their parents to various causes. Only one person, the wizard, currently has parents and while the party was discussing our plans to head to a different country to look for information, the wizard had just mentioned that he would like to stop by his parents’ house and let them know that he was going pretty far away when following sass transpired.
Rouge: “Okay, so we’ll go back and let mommy and daddy know that you’re going to be leaving the country.”
Wizard: “Not like you would know what that is like.”
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Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?
The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies
Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.
(My DM had set up a situation where he would attack us all with a spell that deafened us and made us drop our weapons. The plan was, when we were retrieving them, he would attack us with multiple surprise attacks. Before he could put this into action…)
