Silver Tongue

Apr 22

dealanexmachina:

nextraordinaire:

hellm0uths:

*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks

#*bored author’s voice over the tannoy* d'you want fluff with that? (via @amarriageoftrueminds)

#sure and if you can throw in an extra “sharing one bed” trope, that would be great.

fake relationship machine broken. Would you like to substitute it with enemies to lovers?

(via thescyfychannel)

jorratedlegs:
“not to be homestuck on main and all but… whta.. the fcku… did they do to jade harley on the epilogue…???? im feral.
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jorratedlegs:

not to be homestuck on main and all but… whta.. the fcku… did they do to jade harley on the epilogue…???? im feral.

(via moonpaw)

rhythmrender:

officialkeikoandgilly:

narplebutts:

j-ni733:

altadoodler:

dictator-woodle-dee-doodle:

freakofandoms:

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

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People who are younger than you but better than you at something

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People who are younger than you

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People

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Being turned into a llama

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A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

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yeah… weird

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This post is amazing from start to finish

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

seeing the frustration llamas post on your dash once again

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Seeing this meme again

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When the sun hits that ridge just right…

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Originally posted by campbeja

When said ridge is just ripe for prime real estate.

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Originally posted by africant

When you boast about the the prime real estate and try to excavate it.

(via jitterbugjive)

pasdecoeur:

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

(via bloodsbane)

red-vs-red:

red-vs-red:

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oh fuck

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(via newbarrk)

scp-1337:

cedrwydden:

cherry-kokoro:

cedrwydden:

It’s time for artists to stop personifying Gluttony as a fat person and start personifying them as a billionaire capitalist who surrounds themselves with luxury at the expense of the poor.

For everyone in the notes being a little bitch

Gluttony was never supposed to be just about food. It’s about overindulgence. Greed is about the uncontrolled desire of wanting things you don’t need, just to have them. Gluttony is basically hoarding things and overindulging, especially and specifically when those things are needed by other people.

Food was often used as an example because it was meant to be shown as one of the things that, when overconsumed by one person or a specific set of people, it would cause the deaths of others. It also had other ways in which it was used, yes, but overall, gluttony is about fucking overindulgence.

It’s also mentioned to often be about overconsumption of alcohol, but hey. We don’t really go after alcoholics the way we do fat people, do we?

Anyway, a capitalist billionaire is both a wonderful symbol for both greed and gluttony, and y’all are just fatphobic cowards

Thanks for adding this, you express the reasoning behind things way more clearly than I do.

I’ve been saying this for years someone finally gets it

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homofied:

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

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freefitty:
“ egax:
“ I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.
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freefitty:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

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tolstoyevskywrites:
“ princesse-azula:
“ felicitygs:
“ exequalistmako:
“ thegoddamazon:
“ “ #but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous
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This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to...

tolstoyevskywrites:

princesse-azula:

felicitygs:

exequalistmako:

thegoddamazon:

#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous

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This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.

I want this.

The best post came back

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Jane “look at these genocide machines i named after my nephew who is genetically my grandson who just turned five” crocker