Silver Tongue

Apr 17

pondwitch:

shinydefendorcheesecake:

pondwitch:

a person sucking their own dick is an ouroboros if u think about it 🐍

This is perhaps one of the best ancient Greece jokes I’ve ever seen but it’s so topical that in maybe even 2 months time it won’t work anymore.

i have no idea what current event you think this is about

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

zoe-of-the-veil:

gingerweed-man:

tilthat:

TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5 million because of “emotional distress” he suffered after receiving just 1 napkin with his meal.

via reddit.com

Except no that’s not what happened, that’s not why he sued, he sued because when he went to ask for more napkins, the staff started racially harassing him, all over fucking napkins. As for the amount, ut was probably exaggerated by the lawyer so when the court shrinks it, McDonalds would still have to pay at least something.


There are no such things as frivolous lawsuits made by individual people.

McDonald’s (and most businesses) have insanely good pr departments. The woman who sued McDonald’s for being burned by their coffee was turned into the face of “people will sue over anything” because suing over coffee being hot sounds ridiculous, right? Except for she was literally burned to the bone. The pictures are nauseating. What she went through was horrifying.


If you ever find yourself ridiculing an individual on a company’s behalf you’re probably just repeating pr propaganda

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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adurot:

electragurl:

how does roy mustang have abs like seriously 80% of his job is sitting at a desk getting yelled at by riza hawkeye

Oh believe me, that man feels the burn.

(Source: chipsabel, via adurot)

(Source: pissvortex, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

mapsontheweb:
“Blank map of Colorado.
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mapsontheweb:

Blank map of Colorado.

(Source: mapsontheweb, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

kingjder:

bringingsaxyback:

My favorite part of FMA brotherhood is that before and after the commercial breaks they say “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” except since netflix doesn’t have commercial breaks it’s just “fullmetal alchemist FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

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(via officialkeikoandgilly)

wrathofthegiraffe:

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

I would just assume that they have Future Vision

(via thescyfychannel)

millennial-review:

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(via gearholder)

missbutlerart:
“Self portrait!
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missbutlerart:

Self portrait!

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