Timmy Turner voice: Oh no, I thought I could improve our lives by manipulating a small change in the workings of our reality, but said change has revealed itself to have an unexpected and unfortunate side effect. I now desire to return the world to its original state, but the alteration inconveniently prevents me from immediately doing so. I am upset by this.
homestuck canon is so wild that you can tell me virtually anything happened and i’ll believe you. like you can say “terezi murdered dave” and i’ll be like “that sounds about right” and actually i’m gonna have to refrain from writing the rest of this post because i just remembered that terezi did, in fact, murder dave
i know it’s funny and all to laugh at conspiracy theorists and flat earthers but I want to make it absolutely clear; it’s a gateway and a dog whistle for antisemitism. when they talk about people who are in charge of everything, they’re talking about jewish people. when they say that NASA is the hebrew word for decieve, they’re being antisemitic. you can laugh and joke all you want about how dumb they are, but please keep this in mind. they won’t ever say it out loud, but when they talk about lizard people or evil secret groups of people in power, they’re talking about jewish people. we need to keep that in mind.