Silver Tongue

Apr 16

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xintract:

lordfreemanofficial:

dadpat-tactual:

mikeneedsadrink:

bird-king-jay:

tilthat:

TIL that in WWI, the Germans disguised one of their ships as a British ship, the RMS Carmania, and sent it out to ambush British vessels. In a hilariously bad stroke of luck, the first ship it encountered was the real RMS Carmania, which promptly sank them.

via reddit.com

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XO: “Captain, that appears to be….us.“ 

CO: “Ha, nice try Jerry. Now sink the bastards.”

Brits seeing the German ship:

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Germans seeing the Brit ship as they get sunk

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“Crikey sir that’s a massive mirror”

“Shut up and fire johnson”

Germans: we kin you

Brits: no doubles

(via aeritus)

Anonymous asked: I’m not a trans person, but TERFs disgust me. They whine about how mean people are to them, then say ‘We don’t care how many trans people die. We hope they kill more!’ I’m not kidding about that quote. It came from a legitimate TERF group. It’s not a direct, but that’s pretty much it.

turntechgodsprites:

smalldarlinglesbian:

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EXACTLYYYYY like theyre all just a bunch of contradictions and shady-ass arguments like

  1. this ones been stated over and over but if terfs love all women then fuck you you should love trans women too CAUSE THEY ARE GIRLS
  2. terfs shit on trans men cause “theyre just mentally ill girls” BUT THEN WHILE STILL CLAIMING TRANS MEN ARE GIRLS they tell trans men to kill themselves while ALSO saying “we love all women”
  3. if terfs think trans people are mentally ill then WHY THE FUCK ARE TERFS TELLING “MENTALLY ILL” PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES ANYWAY

@ terfs id like some goddamn answers ESPECIALLY to number fucking three

1. If they were girls they wouldn’t be transitioning. Males are not females and no amount of hormones and surgery will turn them into females.

2. Transmen are women. Many of us are former transmen. Radical feminists don’t say trans people are mentally ill. What.

3. Literally what lmao no radfems do this djakchajchs

im glad you find my disgust and concern about these problems so hilarious that you reblogged this with “DYING 😂😂😂”. speaking of dying lets address the fact that you seem to be ignoring the rampant fucking problem that a vast, vast majority of you terfs tell people to kill themselves

ive seen so many people get told to be violently raped, sometimes to death, theyve been doxxed, theyve had blatant lies spread about them, theyve been hacked, and yes theyve been called mentally ill

here are some examples if youre still in denial

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oh and

and there are many, many other instances out there that you will be able to find because google is free and im assuming youre smart enough to use it

please think a little bit and have a lovely day

clientsfromhell:

Client: So 100 for what? For every year? 

Me: Yeah, you get hosting and domain for $100 a year. 

Client: Hosting Google and everything?

Me: …You get hosting and domain management for $100 a year. Not search engine optimization. .We do however submit your site to Google.

Client: Hosting Google and everything?

Me: What do you mean by “hosting Google and everything”?

Client: don’t know.

Me: ….

(Source: clientsfromhell)

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dan-mcneely:

dan-mcneely:

i sure hope nothing falls into the hole in my ceiling and ruins my life

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(via epic-divorceman)

tikkunolamorgtfo:
“ memehumor:
“The fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint MAY suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint…
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Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be...

tikkunolamorgtfo:

memehumor:

The fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint MAY suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint…

Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be so polite about it, like “Well, actually, that theory has been largely been debunked and is not supported by the scientific community, so perhaps it might be easier in terms of fulfilling the parameters of the assignment if you were to take the opposite stance for your paper?” when really I just want to scream for twenty minutes like Jake Peralta with a guitar. 

(Source: memehumor, via bloodsbane)

(Source: ithelpstodream, via bloodsbane)

midnightsilverchelly:
“We come full circle
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midnightsilverchelly:

We come full circle

(via chefpyro)