Holy fuck hold on this terf anon just gave the best typo I’ve ever seen
one has no right to call oneself a Duke without the proper lands and titles.,. thou petty province of Bourbon is little more than a collection of stables and farmes.. hardly but a barony! Nay! Thou are but a countess.. learn thy lesson, wench.
every sentence in this is like being punched from a different direction
I’m crying at the tags
[video ID: tiktok user @mashed_spudson, a person with light skin and short brown hair. when speaking as god, they are wearing a dark denim jacket with a fuzzy tan collar, and a blue t-shirt underneath. as gabriel, they are wearing a grey overcoat over a black zip-up jacket. as jesus, they are wearing a green hoodie with yellow print on the front. end ID.]
[transcript:
god: hey gabby! whatcha watching? *SCREAMS* *smacks their hand to their mouth* the humans are EATING each other!
gabriel: we thought that at first too, sir, but we think its something else.
god: how long have you been watching this?
gabriel: four days.
god: wow thats a day longer than jesus is gonna be dead for
jesus: what?!
god: dont worry about it. i still dont get this. does it taste good?
gabriel: i mean, do you think slimy skin tastes good?
god: not really, i remember we had that pre-production taste test, but i didnt really like human until lucy figured out that barbequing stuff
gabriel: it is a shame adam never knew his parents
god: well? we had to know! besides he feels all special now. what is this mouth humping thing supposed to accomplish?
gabriel: we think its some bizarre side effect of reproduction
god: their tongues are so slithery!
gabriel: also side note, sir? we had to lock the jaw hinges down because they were fully putting their heads inside each others mouths, and that was just too disturbing, even for us
god: are they… feeling something?
gabriel: we think so
god: im not feeling anything. are you feeling something?
gabriel: well, we dont reproduce and thus dont have any genitalia sir
god: right. …do you want some?
gabriel: no.
god: ok
end transcript.]
[image ID: a tag reading “#the Aroace Experience”. end image ID]
There’s this weird cold white flakey stuff falling from the sky today
