Silver Tongue

Sep 07

Anonymous asked:

Boobs are not that great, regardless of gender

boyboobs:

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soundtestscreen asked:

Boobs are very great especially of gender

girlballs:

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liquidstar:

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Oops

escuerzoresucitado:

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somethingcorenotsure:

I think it’s so adorable that early humans took wild gourds - a tiny fruit that hollows out as it dries, making it float - and decided to make something out of it

a wild Buffalo Gourd. the small, yellow fruit is compared to a USA quarter coin. they are almost the same diameterALT

they thought the tiny fruit was so good that they bred it for thousands of years, making it larger to form into bowls and cups, and different shapes to become bottles and spoons

dozens of products made from carved, dried gourds of various sizes. bowls and water pitchers make up most of the itemsALT
similar to the previous image, with many bowls made from gourds. there are also spoons made from long handled gourdsALT

and musical instruments

various drums of different sizes made out of gourds with the tops and bottoms of the fruit cut off, leaving behind a cylinder shape. a membrane tied over one side to make it into a drumALT
a small gourd with a beaded lattice of shells around the exterior, made so that one can hold the handle of the gourd and shake it to produce a musical beatALT
a series of images showing the process of turning a very large gourd into a Mandolin, a stringed instrumentALT

And then, people took the hollow gourds they farmed, and they turned them into houses for birds. We adapted them into the perfect houses for birds, and now there are specific breeds of birdhouse gourd just for making into birdhouses

six birdhouses made of gourds, each of them painted and decorated with different brightly colored designsALT
natural colored birdhouse gourds hanging from wooden posts. the gourds are roughly the same size, but are various different shapes. it is winter and there is a light dusting of snow over everything in the imageALT

And humans dedicated gardening space and time and thousands of years of breeding to make the gourds so absolutely perfect for birds, that there is a species of bird that lives almost exclusively in them

a vintage print of Purple Martins. there are four birds, drawn in a way to show off their dark indigo plumage and white bellies. one bird is hanging off of the entrance of a birdhouse gourd. another is standing on top of it. the other two are in the tree branch which the gourd is hanging off of.ALT

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fatheadedbutch:

utopians:

utopians:

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

Whatever

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thats not a bong thats a bing

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anais-ninja-bitch:

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ebonykain:

funny-tik-toks:

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

In case anyone hasn’t seen it

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, “oh, Fuck That Noise”

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sl0anart:

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But how can one say no to a God?

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Sep 06

triviallytrue:

tanadrin:

bibliolithid:

tanadrin:

they did it, the lunatics. minecraft in minecraft. there’s something intensely philosophically delightful to me to look at an image of a three-dimensional space and know that it is a double abstraction, data distributed on hardware that is itself only data distributed on hardware.

“Video sped up roughly 2,000,000x”

it’s vanilla minecraft without command blocks, but they are running a server version designed to speed up redstone processessing enormously. even so they said the conversion rate for memory is about 2 gb -> 277 bytes. so not exactly a high-performance system!

here’s a video on the prototype of what they made it on. dear lord

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