Silver Tongue

Apr 14

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time-traveling-fetus:

kanayamaryamistrans:

has nobody stood the test of time long enough to remember that the vriska meme is an almost identical reincarnation of the “with Equius” meme of october 2012

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matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

whiskey-and-a-wry-smile:

razorlightt:

jennitheodd:

gh0stcity:

gh0stcity:

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

(via robustquestioner)

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artsyfeathersartsyblog:
“ What? PIKACHU is evolving!
*sparkle sparkle*
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artsyfeathersartsyblog:

What? PIKACHU is evolving!

*sparkle sparkle*

(via robustquestioner)

ffxivreactions:
“when you’re the healer with aggro and the tank doesn’t provoke before the tank buster
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ffxivreactions:

when you’re the healer with aggro and the tank doesn’t provoke before the tank buster

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toomanylokifeels:

Thor is God of Thunder from another realm entirely and he’s still the most approachable Avenger. Like, multiple people have just walked up to Thor or have said hello to him on the street and he’s so gregarious. Everyone else is either hiding or fighting off reporters. Thor just loves the people. I love him.

I mean, he is a god. hes used to humans worshiping him.

(via deep-sea-prince)