Silver Tongue

Sep 05

vy2gumi:
egberts:
imagine a video of a crepe being made and then imagine the audio that might go along with it. whatever you just imagined is wrong
this is the fire they use to cook the krabby patties with

(via newbarrk)

bloodsbane:

if you thought i didn’t immediately lose my mind when this guy turned into an immortal, marriage-eligible shortstack, you’re mistaken !!

incarnon:

greatjaggi:
So you’re telling me the Crystal Gems saw the twin towers fall and did nothing about it?

(via bloodsbane)

sabitsukis:

ohevoyev:
i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose

(via nofacednerd)

istandonsnowpiles:

yr-tiktok-mom:
When the joke goes too far and you end up a girl
Lmao thank you for this tag

(via nofacednerd)

theconcealedweapon:

alexseanchai:
grammarmancer:
theothin:
cypopps:
Autistic people are like, “yeah I love following rules” and then proceed to rip apart the gender binary
I love following good rules. bad rules keep me from following better ones so I put them through a meat grinder and see what happens
The official rules suck, I have written my own.
the rules have to be consistent or they’re not the real rules
there are very few things less consistent than the gender binary
That’s not a contradiction at all. “I love following rules” means “I love having clear instructions instead of them being implied”. It doesn’t mean “I love obeying authority” or “I love conforming”.

(via newbarrk)

thenib:

Kendra Wells.

(via bloodsbane)

Anonymous asked:

Who did you have to kill to get that username

boyboobs:

boyboobs:
nobody it was just available
BACK TO THE AFTERLIFE WITH YOU
CHAIN LIGHTNING

curioscurio:

Crossover episode

(via rockboci)

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