Silver Tongue

Apr 17

silver-tongues-blog:

Hylia: I need a hero who can stand up to the personification of evil itself

*looks at humanity and sees link, covered in dirt and unwashed and unslept for days, picking his nose while lizards try to crawl out of his pockets*

Hylia: Oh my me, he’s perfect!

unbalancedfox:

revolutionarygays:

the most insanely cool thing any homestuck character ever did was when terezi drew a chalk outline for her own dead body then laid down and died in it. that was so fucking raw

i feel like “laid down and died” is severely underplaying it because the dying very much came first in the order of things

so not only did she draw that chalk outline but she did it with the exact knowledge of how she would die and collapse, probably using her abilities as seer of mind because what the fuck else are Weird Mind Powers good for if not predicting your own death and making a personalized crime scene aesthetic out of it

or, to sum it all up way better,

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systlin:

renniequeer:

Maybe I’ve missed something, but everyone my age hating on Fortnite & TikTok feels a lot like that “shitting on kids and acting like anything new is garbage just because it’s new” stuff that we all promised we wouldn’t do because of how much it sucked when it was done to us.

DING DING DING you got it. 

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your-villainous-neighbour:

emotional-support-strapon:

cryol:

silverstrike:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

caribetidalwave:

excellentbitch:

excellentbitch:

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

yall r missing the BEST one

I might have just found myself a new idol

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coccinelle-et-chaton:

demonladytakkuri:

ithelpstodream:

keep up karen

Thy literally think all we doin all day is playin candy crush

because that’s the only thing baby boomers know how to do on a phone

bold of you to think boomers can figure out how to get to candy crush

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morthils:

john-please-dont-be-a-bitch:

mellowstarscape:

morthils:

morthils:

i do think that unnecessarily bolding and CAPITALIZING and italicizing words is hilarious BUT furthermore i’ve found that with my ADHD it makes it easier to read large blocks of text for whatever reason. it feels like giving my brain something to hold onto, as opposed to those slippery unenhanced blocks of text that i just get lost in.

is this just me? bc it feels like an adhd thing here’s a slippery version for contrast

i do think that unnecessarily bolding and capitalizing and italicizing words is hilarious but furthermore i’ve found that with my adhd it makes it easier to read large blocks of text for whatever reason. it feels like giving my brain something to hold onto, as opposed to those slippery unenhanced blocks of text that i just get lost in.

first one?

beautiful.

second one? 

incomprehensible, uncouth, eloped with my youngest sister Helen in the night,

You seem to find it easier to read BLOCKS OF TEXT which are EMPHASIZED in KEY LOCATIONS. This habit likely stems from an UNKNOWN ELEMENT of your PAST, of which you have VAGUE MEMORIES.

hi please do not say that thanks 

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Anonymous asked: Content idea: dave finds out dirks middle name is naruto and loses his mind

nubs-mgee:

i love that dirk somehow has a birth certificate despite arriving on a meteor in the future where humans are extinct. Maybe Alpha dave made it for him and stored it in the apartment with the other stuff?

venatusmaps:

Dungeon Map for the Crystal Kingdom arc in The Adventure Zone, made with love.

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