Silver Tongue

Apr 16

harry potter books rated by number of animals-are-actually-people reveals

goosegoblin:

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goosegoblin:

harry potter 1: this cat is actually a teacher at hogwarts. solid beginning, pretty good work here. 7/10.

harry potter 2: this tree is actually a monster that’ll destroy your car, and this book is actually uhhhh a teenage boy’s ghost, but no animals. disappointing. 3/10.

harry potter 3: this evil dog is actually a man and your godfather. this large wolf is your year 9 teacher. that deer is your spirit from the future/past due to a time travel loop. your best friend’s pet is a war criminal. this is where we completely and totally peaked, folks. 11/10.

harry potter 4: this cup is actually a portkey and this man is actually a completely different man. the original man is locked in a trunk. nobody is a cat BUT rita skeeter is a beetle, and now she lives in a jar. 6/10

harry potter 5: uncertain how much tonks can become an animal, but even if she did it would just make her a furry, so 0/10.

harry potter 6: harry was far too busy being obsessed with draco this book to do anything else. harry wouldn’t have noticed if hedwig was actually morrissey. unrateable.

harry potter 7: in a horrifying twist of events, we have a person revealed to actually be an animal as Bathilda Bagshot turns out to be a giant fucking snake in a human costume. Who let that happen? Who cleared that? I need names and answers. -2/10

post-books information about nagini: no. -10/10

+1 for book 4, you forgot that Malfoy was briefly a ferret

i’m a fraud and a fool. harry potter 4: both a beetle AND a ferret. 8/10

You also forgot about the brief time hermione was a cat in year 2

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punicraft:

minecrafts a horror game if ur pussy enough

*ssssssssss*

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nuhmarika:
“ I’ve been inspired. Homestuck is full of inspiration and inspirational people.
I, of course, only pay attention to the true heroes.
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nuhmarika:

I’ve been inspired. Homestuck is full of inspiration and inspirational people. 


I, of course, only pay attention to the true heroes. 

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dankmemeuniversity:

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theelectricundead:
“ Chapter 2
Page 3
Read on Tapas or Webtoons
New pages every other day
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theelectricundead:

Chapter 2

Page 3

Read on Tapas or Webtoons

New pages every other day

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joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

i miss the dover boys meme that was so purehearted

I miss Tom, I miss Dick and I miss Larry.

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jacksoopticboop:

“Cringing at things from your past means that you’ve grown and you’ve evolved.”

👌🏼

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officialkeikoandgilly:

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Oh god, I started a Reddit meme….

injuring but accurate

The Wonderful World of Dice

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@absolutely-nothing-to-see-here @arcanenrok @aspiringwatcher

@zelsbels-official  Step up the fun on D&D night

okay but what about

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