Silver Tongue

Apr 11

heres my fanart of taako fram thadventure zone ……

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flatdrpepper:
if you drink this and hot dr pepper at the same time you’ll reach thermodynamic equilibrium and also die and this is a promise
i actually want to try this

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setheverman:

just-shower-thoughts:
When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do
When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

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pee is stored in the

quietdeviless:

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hehthar:

slow-riot:
thelilnan:
slow-riot:
Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space
more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.
This post is from 2014. Why has it gotten 20,000 notes in the last 24 hours? Danny DeVito is 73 now, Do your research before you reblog something.
O shit i forgot to do my pre-reblogging of a danny devito post research

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chalkymints:

darkvioletcloud:
z-paladin:
tip-tophat:
z-paladin:
I remembered Jonathan’s backwards hat…
Look at his hat
look at it
he wants to be hip with the kids
“Should I be formal or casual?…I want to make a good impression and yet I want to be comfortable…Both? Yes, both is good…”
he’s like a 3 year old who can’t dress himself
Who was gonna dress him, his mom?

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:
one time i was on an old street in glasgow and i made a loud joke about vampires and as i did this beautiful man with long hair on the other side of the street made direct eye contact with me and then ten minutes later he walked by again and looked at me and I still count that on my list of the five closest times I’ve ever come to dying
likely: I am just too loud to not look at in public places and he was just lost downtown

also likely: vampire, scoping me out for the kill

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incorrectfmaquotes:

Winry: [does something cute]
Edward @ god: are you seeing this shit?
Truth: fucking unbelievable

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