One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?
In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.
Gain the godfathers favour and marry his son or daughter because you care about them and it will help keep police off of both of you
you: this generation wants to fuck vampires and shit, what happened to when vampires were scary?
me, an intellectual: vampire stories literally developed as a way to explore anxieties and fears around sex, you’re supposed to want to fuck them, that’s the point
me, a 15th century peasant: i wrote them about the plagues that cursed our village, do not assign your horny victorian vampire pamphlets to me
The next overwatch hero should be the Blackwatch pilot and her ult is calling in her giant plane and blowing everyone off the map, team kills instantly
If any of blackwatch is on her team, she shit talks gabe
