Silver Tongue

Apr 11

vikinglumberjack:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

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Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Side-eye’s clan Giovanni.

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writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

Gain the godfathers favour and marry his son or daughter because you care about them and it will help keep police off of both of you

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@kilalabunnies

@kilalabunnies

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ai-yo:

you: this generation wants to fuck vampires and shit, what happened to when vampires were scary?

me, an intellectual: vampire stories literally developed as a way to explore anxieties and fears around sex, you’re supposed to want to fuck them, that’s the point

me, a 15th century peasant: i wrote them about the plagues that cursed our village, do not assign your horny victorian vampire pamphlets to me

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr: 

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dies-first:

The next overwatch hero should be the Blackwatch pilot and her ult is calling in her giant plane and blowing everyone off the map, team kills instantly

If any of blackwatch is on her team, she shit talks gabe