Silver Tongue

Apr 14

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figmentera:
“ ‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and...

figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

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rivendell101:

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You know, this is why content creators end up abandoning their works, right?

80 likes compared to 10 reblogs means that only 12% of people decided that what you did is worth showing other people.

If you like the thing, reblog it. You don’t even have to add tags, just spread it so that a) other people can see it, and b) the creator gets recognition for what they did.

Obviously, those numbers are never going to match, but the divide should not be that huge.

It’s even more important right now, because tumblr is garbage and they’ve stopped allowing anything with an outside link from appearing in tags. Writers/artists cannot tag things to their twitter/store/writing website. That can cause a significant drop in views, especially for newer creators.

Like… we aren’t asking for much. A few reblogs. Reviews/comments. No creator should have to beg for that much.

(via nofacednerd)

homeiswherethestuckis:

homeiswherethestuckis:

do you think the trolls ever try to think up valid human  names?

Karkat: DID YOU NOTICE THAT ALL HUMAN NAMES ARE FOUR LETTERS LONG?  EXCEPT THE LAST NAME THAT’S AS LONG OR SHORT AS IT WANTS I GUESS.

Kanaya: Yes I Have Noticed.  Why?

Karkat: FUCK, SHIT, AND DAMN ARE ALL VALID HUMAN NAMES.

Kanaya: You’re Right But I…Don’t Think Anyone Would Ever Name A Human That…

Karkat: *pulling out a piece of paper and a pen and scribbling a doodle* THIS IS MY PERSONSONA, HIS NAME IS FUCK DAMNSHIT.

Kanaya: *trying not laugh* Oh My Gog

Kanaya: I Want A Personsona

*Karkat gives Kanaya a piece of paper and the pen and watches her as she draws*

Karkat: WHAT’S YOUR PERSONSONA’S NAME?

Kanaya: Her Name…Is Nook Eater 

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sollay-b:
“Have a wonderful 4/13!
”

sollay-b:

Have a wonderful 4/13!

(via moonpaw)

ungulateobsessed:
“happy 4/13
”

ungulateobsessed:

happy 4/13 

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:
“ extraterezi:
“ I was torn but then …winry has two hands
(based on that one parks and recs scene)
”
WOAH NOW
”

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

extraterezi:

I was torn but then …winry has two hands 

(based on that one parks and recs scene)

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WOAH NOW

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where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil:

where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil:

“rose beats everyone at scrabble” is still one of my favorite headcanons

rose, in a sports anime antagonist voice: i would seem congratulations are in order, dirk. as it stands, we each have only five tiles left, and i’m only ten points ahead of you. i’m sure you’ve figured out through process of elimination that the missing “q” and “x” tiles are in my hand, and if the game ends while i still have them, they’ll be subtracted from my final score, ensuring your victory. however, things are not always as they seem….. you, see, you made a miscalculation. four turns ago when you placed “tic” just adjacent to the final available triple word score space, rendering it seemingly unusable, i’m sure you counted it as a strategic victory- little did you know you were ensuring your own defeat. 

dirk, with an expression of dawning realization: impossible!

rose places “quixotic” on the final triple word score, winning the game. the gathered spectators collectively lose their shit.

(via newbarrk)