update: prim and proper kanaya who has her shit together is FAKE.
where’s kanaya “Fuck Oh Fuck I Just Dropped Our Dinner And Now Im Going To Not Clean It Up And Cry In The Middle Of The Kitchen Floor Rocking Back And Forth In A Vaguely Fetal Position Also Can You Order Pizza” maryam?? where is she?? trick question she’s in our hearts
also don’t forget kanaya “Rose Weve Been Here For Like Three Hours Do We Live Here Now Can I Go Home But Not To This Home Because This Is Not Out Home!” maryam, who is in IKEA and is crying about everything being swedish
kanaya would fall asleep on one of the couches on display
A man who was raised by wolves in a cave for 12 years has admitted that he feels disappointed with human life.
Marcos Rodríguez Pantoja was dubbed the Mowgli of Spain when he was found by authorities.
But the former wolf boy says he struggles with the coldness of the human world and wishes he could go back to living with the animals.
He told the BBC: “I didn’t know where to go - I just wanted to escape to the mountains.”
Rodríguez was 19 when he was discovered living in Spain’s Sierra Morena mountain range.
He had been living among wolves for 12 years and was found running around barefoot and half-naked - only using grunts for communication.
But the now 72-year-old lives in a small, cold house and said his last happy memories are of his childhood with the animals, El Paisreports.Rodríguez found himself living with the wolves when he was left without parents.
His mother passed away when he was three and his dad went to live with another woman.
They took him to the mountains to replace a goatherd who looked after 300 animals - but while he was taught how to make a fire and utensils, the man disappeared or died leaving seven-year-old Rodríguez alone.
The mountain’s animals were his only company and just like in the Jungle Book story, the wolf cubs accepted him as a brother.
A she-wolf fed him and he slept in a cave alongside bats, snakes and deer.
The wolves even taught him how to survive and which berries and mushrooms were safe to eat.
He said: “One day I went into a cave and started to play with wolf cubs that lived here and fell asleep. Later, the mother brought food for them and I woke up,” the BBCreports.
“The wolf started to rip the meat apart. A cub got close to me and I tried to steal his food because I was hungry as well. The mother pawed at me. I backed off.”
But he says after feeding her pups she threw him a piece of meat.
He said: “I didn’t want to touch it because I thought she was going to attack me, but she was pushing the meat with her nose.
“I took it, ate it, and thought she was going to bite me, but she put her tongue out, and started to lick me. After that I was one of the family.”
But after Rodríguez was found by the Civil Guard and brought into the human world, he says his life has fallen apart.
He says he has been cheated, abused and exploited in the working world and has never truly been able to integrate with other humans.
In 2010 a film ‘Among Wolves’ was released based on Rodríguez’s life and many studies have been carried out on him.
He even says he can still mimic the sounds of the deer, fox and eagles - as well as other animals.
But he says although he had to get used to eating with cutlery and sleeping in a bed one of the most disturbing things to him was the hustle and bustle of community life.
He said: “I could not cope with so much noise, the cars, and people going back and forwards like ants. But at least ants all go in the same direction. People went everywhere. I was scared of crossing the road.”
He now lives in a small house, with cave-like low ceilings which is packed with memorabilia and drawings.
He also has a patio full of plants and flowers to help him feel as if he is in the wild.
listen if u write terezi as a nice character i’m so sorry but you have literally 0 grasp on her as a whole. she’s…awful, and petty, and vindictive, and even when she’s trying to retcon her past, she’s a huge dick. embrace that and lose the idea that she actually compliments people on anything ever bc if anything when she sees something she likes on someone else, she’ll insult them for it bc she’s incapable of actually saying genuinely nice things out of fear for being perceived as weak
Remember that time she killed john because she was curious as to how it would fuck up the universe?
Pants? What are those? I have never heard of them.
You can’t say that and not link it… I wanna see the leggies…
AAAAA. MINE EYES.
Courtesy of the Brothers Hildebrand.
The Bros. Hildebrand also give us this image, in which Aragorn is showing more thigh than Arwen, but at least…at least he’s wearing skintight…tights.
Of course, Tolkien art was rare in the 70s, so while not technically fanart a better example might be the Ralph Bakshi animated movies. Behold, the Pantsless Horde:
The guy on the left with the sword? That’s Aragorn by the way. Nice miniskirt and gogo boots, eh?
Uhh… is that…?
It is.
Boromir is also a repeat offender:
For Eru’s sake, there are hobbits present.
Everybody was kung fu fighting… Hii-ya!
This is supposed to be Elrond, by the way. Love how ol’ Ralph gave us this shot up his crotch.
CAN’T SPELL LEGOLAS WITHOUT LEGS!!!!
Anyways, I have more cringeworthy images from 70s Tolkien fandom, but as they are not directly related to this post, they will have to wait until later.
