Silver Tongue

Apr 11

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pearls-forehead:

bntyhuntr:

yarnpoweredkitten:

bntyhuntr:

why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar

You know why

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Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt

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chalkram:
“copycat trying to cop my manner
watch your back when you can’t watch mine
”

chalkram:

copycat trying to cop my manner
watch your back when you can’t watch mine

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agirlnamedally:

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

Especially if it was raining

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kilalabunnies:
“@silver-tongues-blog
”
@kilalabunnies

kilalabunnies:

@silver-tongues-blog

@kilalabunnies

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rabbiteclair:

prokopetz:

My washing machine was making a terrible racket, so I stopped the cycle and opened it up to see what the problem was and a twenty-sided die tumbled out.

It rolled a 5.

The washing machine has rolled initiative. Your move.

I mean, you need to roll initiative too. THEN its your move, provided you roll higher than a five

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sausagerollsnotgenderroles:
“Best one
”

sausagerollsnotgenderroles:

Best one

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potato:

potatofacts:

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

what

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supercoolcactuskid:

softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know it’s gross, but like I’m trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like “fuck it, there’s no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like “okay I’ll die, but it should balance out for a bit.” And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and I’m looking at my friend and he’s like “did you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quarters” and I’m like “o no.” So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance that’s like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and here’s what happened:

-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes
-I felt like I could “zoom in” “zoom out” my vision
-I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk
-after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up
-but like, I got an A on the test. So I’m not saying try it, but

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